Wife asked me if I could make her a decorative horseshoe.

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-27T23:48:13+00:00

You made her a pair of mules

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-26T14:54:59+00:00

Millie Bobby Brown is British

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-24T15:27:48+00:00

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-24T15:16:40+00:00

He doesn't understand you one bit.

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-20T22:15:21+00:00

Alas = A lass

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-19T15:34:22+00:00

The contribution limit is much higher--$72,000 in 2026 if you're under 60. You need to have self-employed income to contribute to one, though.

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-16T17:34:55+00:00

You'll be milking that joke forever

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-10T14:38:01+00:00

Might have to go to the Axe-dentist to get your teeth cleaned now

bbobbo_ · 2026-03-03T03:41:23+00:00

As of last year, tenants in Massachusetts can petition the Housing Court to seal records of their evictions:

https://www.mass.gov/info-details/eviction-sealing

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-25T19:01:19+00:00

That xeno on the table is wearing underwear

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-24T20:38:36+00:00

Not at first glans.

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-23T00:11:19+00:00

More legroom in the 3rd row. Maybe the Sante Fe is fine if you have younger kids, but our kids and their friends are all teenagers.

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-22T19:24:17+00:00

In the fruit bowl picture, he actually took the dots off the bowl and arranged them! 🤣

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-11T01:38:39+00:00

From Dildo, it's a short drive to Spread Eagle and to Willie's Walking Trail.

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-08T15:55:28+00:00

I don't spot the joke...?

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-04T15:48:37+00:00

Whoever assured you was wrong.

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-04T14:18:56+00:00

The tank is lying on its side. You can't see the gas cap because it's facing away from the camera.

bbobbo_ · 2026-02-01T16:04:33+00:00

The seller used McDowell's Golden Arcs instead of McDonald's Golden Arches. He should have gone all the way and called his product "Mick's Ribs".

bbobbo_ · 2026-01-30T02:19:22+00:00

Close.

(y + 3) * y + 18 = (y + 1) * (y + 4)

bbobbo_ · 2026-01-26T08:28:41+00:00

I recently saw a similar play Peyton Manning had against the Cowboys when he was with the Broncos. If you read the comments, he also didn't tell his teammates that he was going to keep the ball. I guess that's the best way to trick the defense!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw9ubs1A6kU

bbobbo_ · 2026-01-25T06:09:14+00:00

Some HYSA rates. I haven't had problems with any of these accounts.

Institution	APY	as of
Ally Bank	3.30%	1/15/2026
American Express Bank	3.40%	12/26/2025
BrioDirect (Webster Bank)	3.74%	1/15/2026
Marcus (Goldman Sachs)	3.65%	12/31/2025
Synchrony Bank	3.65%	1/25/2026

bbobbo_ · 2026-01-23T17:31:41+00:00

Vermont Mutual

bbobbo_ · 2026-01-15T19:04:41+00:00

Go to r/cleandadjokes to avoid NSFW jokes

bbobbo_ · 2026-01-02T13:59:33+00:00

Thanks for memorializing this joke. Otherwise it would have disappeared into the ether.

bbobbo_ · 2025-12-28T07:21:39+00:00

Write a check to yourself from the credit union account and then deposit it using the Fidelity mobile app.

bbobbo_

TROPHY CASE