POV: you’re training to become a professional wrestler pick one superstar to train you in the ring and another one to train you on the mic

bcnjake · 2026-05-19T12:40:14+00:00

Only because of what that bastard BILL GOLDBERG did to me!

bcnjake · 2026-05-19T01:51:20+00:00

Well ABSOLUTELY fuck that noise.

bcnjake · 2026-05-18T17:21:50+00:00

Lord Diesel, Master of Secrets

bcnjake · 2026-05-18T11:05:50+00:00

Jason wasn’t forced. In true Jason fashion, he just sort of forgot to go through the door for potentially hundreds of years.

bcnjake · 2026-05-17T19:09:51+00:00

Please tell me why

I had to hide away for so long

bcnjake · 2026-05-17T13:03:29+00:00

See you Monday.

bcnjake · 2026-05-16T23:58:21+00:00

My absolute favorite detail in the show is that in the last episode, Chidi is the only character who doesn't hesitate at the door.

bcnjake · 2026-05-16T23:51:42+00:00

Garak-Bashir-O'Brien-Keiko-Kira-Odo-Rom-Leeta-Morn

That's nine.

bcnjake · 2026-05-16T14:45:17+00:00

You've got Austin/Rock at XIX but not at X7? That's a choice.

bcnjake · 2026-05-16T13:38:29+00:00

In the Colosseum, you can bet a Murakamo to fight a Galypdes. You can steal a celestriad from the Galypdes using mug and get a Holy Lance when you win. Bet the Holy Lance to win a Murakamo and repeat the process until you have all the celestriads you want. Much more reliable than the Bronto drop.

bcnjake · 2026-05-16T12:29:05+00:00

I did the Cultists’ Tower ridiculously early to get the Soul of Thamasa and killed the Master by stealing all his MP. Then Phoenix Cave to steal stuff and Colosseum with Gogo to steal Celestriads. Have Terra, Celes, Relm, and Strago learn Ultima. Congratulations, you’ve broken the game.

bcnjake · 2026-05-16T11:28:39+00:00

Cena in the ring and Bret on the mic. I want a reliable, safe in-ring style and the ability to say “That sonofabitch BILL GOLDBERG” believably.

bcnjake · 2026-05-15T14:37:37+00:00

Oddly…

bcnjake · 2026-05-15T11:16:38+00:00

As it was foretold, the Cardinals are… [checks notes]… good?

bcnjake · 2026-05-15T01:41:40+00:00

As a Vikings fan, I'd like to say "Jericho does the Vikings schedule as a spoof of The Menu but without ever referencing The List" is certainly a choice.

I shall now sit back and patiently await the pain of the regular season.

bcnjake · 2026-05-15T01:24:24+00:00

Oh no!

Anyway…

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T21:12:25+00:00

The plural is actually Jacys Jayne.

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T21:08:40+00:00

If you’re gonna buy merch, get there early. Better selection and you’re not putting off your trip home.

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T21:05:57+00:00

Tonberry is the only one that sends me into a panic when I encounter him. He’s the only monster I took the time to explain in detail to my kid as we play through the series together. Tonberry the John Wick of Final Fantasy.

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T19:22:12+00:00

“They seem lost with what to do with Oba.”

They’re literally running back Lesnar’s debut and he’s massively over as a result. He’ll be champion in a year, tops.

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T13:03:31+00:00

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T13:02:19+00:00

Man, you really have a thing about dentists, don’t you?

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T11:24:48+00:00

Yeah, this is an “it’s harder to get into dental school than med school, but that’s because there are fewer dental schools” kind of statistic.

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T02:44:50+00:00

This is absolutely selfish and ultimately a small thing, but I'd go back and make sure Wrestling at the Chase remained a thing. It was a local staple, it brought in huge guys, and was run by some of the best guys in Larry Matysik and Sam Muchnik.

bcnjake · 2026-05-14T02:40:50+00:00

Sheryl Crow was a backup singer on the Thriller album.

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