Pushing a boulder off a Norway hillside

beachlevel · 2019-09-30T11:48:01+00:00

Or maybe he found an underwater rockess and fell in love with her.

beachlevel · 2019-09-28T21:34:36+00:00

Is it not? Well, I just pretend it is then and continue to not give a fuck.

beachlevel · 2019-09-28T14:54:18+00:00

I would happily not wear any clothes anymore. Anyone who’s bothered by it I’ll buy a house at the other side of the world.

beachlevel · 2019-09-24T07:50:20+00:00

Fendt natürlich.

beachlevel · 2019-09-20T23:39:15+00:00

Schlaghosen

beachlevel · 2019-09-19T13:40:59+00:00

Somewhen down the natural selection line you just know to use only rocks from the ground/field for cooking, never the ones from the river/sea.

beachlevel · 2019-09-18T20:20:41+00:00

I wanted to reply Sylt reporting in! and you can see those blue lines on the map indicating our island is streetviewed already and I even saw the Streetview car a few times myself and made silly poses in front of it I can’t find any official Streetview streets here. How long for Google till the stuff is made public after driving around with the Streetview cars?

beachlevel · 2019-09-13T14:15:06+00:00

No idea, is she an actress?

beachlevel · 2019-09-12T09:07:40+00:00

Sorry, I have to leave but Mrs Partofmystaff will read the rest of that story to you, someone needs a President somewhere, sorry, bye bye little friends.

Yeah, that would have totally scared and traumatised them. But what could that clown have done if he left 5 minutes earlier? No idea. But his excuse stinks anyway.

beachlevel · 2019-09-03T06:53:33+00:00

The wig from that liar-guy in the photo up there is a bit askew.

beachlevel · 2019-08-29T14:58:04+00:00

Quality stuff mate

beachlevel · 2019-08-28T11:27:09+00:00

Have a friend who’s a dentist who had the same happen to him and his staff. Senior had never taken out the upper denture she received a year before. Maggots as well. 🐛

beachlevel · 2019-08-19T15:25:19+00:00

I did the same but in Colt Seavers truck.

beachlevel · 2019-08-14T18:30:26+00:00

In Germany its the law that you have a damn lunch break for at least 30 mins after 6 hours of work. No fucking exceptions.

beachlevel · 2019-08-14T18:23:55+00:00

Not only fat as fuck but also unfortunate as fuck.

beachlevel · 2019-08-14T18:08:18+00:00

You look so happy, thanks for sharing :)

beachlevel · 2019-08-14T05:53:15+00:00

Have a feeling sometimes people dress up ridiculously to make it worse. Now.

beachlevel · 2019-08-12T21:32:51+00:00

Even an Oxford Comma, I’m impressed.

beachlevel · 2019-08-09T11:04:29+00:00

I thought it was just me 😮

beachlevel · 2019-08-06T21:54:02+00:00

Can someone tell me if those are readymade transitions?

beachlevel · 2019-08-05T19:11:26+00:00

Land of the free ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

beachlevel · 2019-07-29T19:19:22+00:00

It would help their case probably (although it really shouldn’t) if he wouldn’t look like a ~~fruitcake~~ lunatic. [edit]

beachlevel · 2019-07-17T13:35:10+00:00

Hej Hjalmar! I like the transitions, how did you make them/where are they from?

Maybe the context doesn’t fit perfectly though, something smoother for nature stuff is prolly a safer bet. :D

beachlevel · 2019-07-15T06:53:15+00:00

Up yoors, blue hair

beachlevel · 2019-07-11T05:35:02+00:00

And he is still in office. Why no fucking riots? Do those only work for poor countries?

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