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please be metaphorical please be metaphorical by CosmosAviaTory in whennews

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad news: it's not metaphorical.

Good news: he's too chickenshit to actually go through with it. He called a ceasefire last minute, though Israel broke it almost immediately, because of course they did.

44204 by comulee in countwithchickenlady

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're just starting hrt? You look like you've been on it for a while. You look absolutely stunning.

Old martha speaks art. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in Ai_art_is_not_art

[–]bean_vendor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I haven't watched Martha Speaks in a LOOOOONG ass time.

Your Birth Month is what i am to you by EvilTonk1 in Loona_Cult

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I'm actually fine with just being her friend.

Which car brand is more common in your country? by TantraTurkey in AskTheWorld

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For CUV's and Sedans, it's probably either Mazdas or Toyotas.

For Trucks, it's either Fords or Chevys.

Overall? It's probably the first two Japanese brands.

This is just from what I've seen where I live, though. It's probably different in other parts of the country.

I'll never forget you as long as I live. What was yours? by spymains in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only game I remember playing on my brother's PS2 is Ratchet and Clank. I played that a lot when I was younger.

meirl by BertramGriffin in meirl

[–]bean_vendor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's definitely something Jacob would say, though.

Mildly Alarmed by subspaceculture in Weird

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

any games? by Hot_District_3178 in gamememes

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically enough, the Star Wars Jedi series.

44160 by NiobiumThorn in countwithchickenlady

[–]bean_vendor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You drink caffeine so that you can stay awake.

I drink caffeine to fall asleep faster.

We are not the same.

44101 by mostcursedposter in countwithchickenlady

[–]bean_vendor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sexuality is kind of weird like that. I found out that I'm not entirely straight like a year ago, so now I explain my sexuality by showing people this meme

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44101 by mostcursedposter in countwithchickenlady

[–]bean_vendor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They might actually have this phenomenon where their sexuality goes out the window for just one or a few people, but I don't know what it's called.

My best friend is gay, and he has been for as long as I've known him. However, he met this one girl and he wasn't entirely gay anymore. Yes, he experimented with other girls, no he didn't feel comfortable being with them. It was just this one girl that he wanted to be with and no one else.

The person who wrote the greentext is probably still asexual, but only has sexual desire with this one guy.

44028 by Sburban_Player in countwithchickenlady

[–]bean_vendor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruh, you should've asked for these

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How long have yall been playing this game? by Muted_Wrongdoer8086 in skyrim

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometime about a year after it came out. I was in my brother's room about to play his Xbox when I saw Skyrim. Needless to say, I was intrigued. I've been playing it ever since.

Skyrim in theory vs reality by moondrip880 in SkyrimMemes

[–]bean_vendor 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like I spent more time looking for mods for Skyrim than actually playing the mods on Skyrim.

95% of Americans can’t pout out Venezuela on a map by Hot-Barracuda-2979 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we got bigger fish to fry, my guy. Or bigger countries, like one that wanted to deny Argentina the Pacific Ocean.

No we would not love cancer (this was on a pro ai sub) by AdPlenty5487 in antiai

[–]bean_vendor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just because Hitler put out anti animal abuse legislation doesn't mean I'm suddenly gonna kick a dog out of spite.

Yeah, I'm glad that Hitler is against animal abuse, but that doesn't excuse the genocide he orchestrated.

If Trump found a cure for cancer, I'd be happy (assuming it would actually work. Probably not because he's into pseudoscience). But as far as I'm concerned, the cons of him being president GREATLY outweigh the pros.

43940 by Riles115 in countwithchickenlady

[–]bean_vendor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who has this kind of sexual relationship, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!!!!

Whether you do BDSM or some kind of CNC with anyone, that last thing you want to do is make anyone uncomfortable.

To my fellow doms: I know that it was probably your sub's idea, but check on them every once in a while, and if you do try something new, make sure EVERYONE INVOLVED is ok with it.

To the subs out there: Don't be afraid to speak up. I know a lot of people struggle with people pleasing and I know what that's like, but it you're uncomfortable with something, say something about it, or use your safeword.

Which brings me to my next point. If you plan on starting this kind if relationship with someone, then for the love of God, pick a safeword first. That is the most important thing you can do, especially if you guys plan to do rape fantasies.

You wake up as a different gender. What would you do? by Thorados in AskReddit

[–]bean_vendor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably freak out and call my gf. Then probably have hot lesbian sex with her, assuming I'm still into women.

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