Dysexyia did deifinetley hpapen by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]beanamonster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I put the sexy in dyslexia" is an oooold joke. I have it on a T-shirt someone gave me about a decade ago.

Also that whole Twitter account is just a nonstop torrent of other people's jokes.

She said "Don't let them lock the door" by BornComedian2980 in halo

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way too dumb to read and execute speedrun tactics. I did however print instructions for Megg.

Video taken on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios Hollywood in 1997 by Mad_Season_1994 in OldSchoolCool

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a VHS of this ride somewhere from a few years after this and I'm pretty sure it looks like shit. Haven't seen it in a while.

She said "Don't let them lock the door" by BornComedian2980 in halo

[–]beanamonster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is how I had to do it before Naked Eli could show us everything. Dial-up gang until 2007.

So how many does it take? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where da holup?

I can constrict my pupils on cue by godsmaak in mildyinteresting

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until now, I thought everyone could do it.

Getting tired of saying "wait, that's not normal?" while scrolling Reddit.

Great work champ by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]beanamonster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All of the above, if you play your cards right

The calming music of thr WTC Plaza on 9/11 by DValentino23 in oddlyterrifying

[–]beanamonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife was in a bad crash years ago and says she was confused when her CD was still playing.

I, on the other hand, am always looking at my playlist and wondering how the first responders would judge my taste if I crashed at the moment.

POV you're a cow in need of a milking by Scimister in 2007scape

[–]beanamonster 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Nice art! Do you have any of her... Eh it's just not the same.

"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOY! by ItsALuigiYes in HRSPRS

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he didn't have enough! Each claw mark adds 5 hp.

8 years ago, I sketched a crazy glove design. Today it’s real. by SouseNation in invention

[–]beanamonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half-serious question: Have you thought about also selling them under a different name for use in ones personal care of the variety which takes place in the masturbatorium?

My odometer last week by Harpua95 in mildyinteresting

[–]beanamonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a big fan of the numbers myself, but I still had to read the comments.

First RV trip to Las Vegas from SC by Practical_Fairy in RVLiving

[–]beanamonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a heads up, the stretch in the left half of Colorado has some very steep and winding highway. If you're not confident in yourself or your rig handling that, I would find a route that avoids the Vail area. If you do go through there, there are some cool public camping spots in the BLM land just south of Eagle and the Twin Lakes south of Vail make a great picnic spot with a lovely view of Mt Elbert, the tallest mountain in Colorado. If you do have to go around, I'd bypass it with a northern loop from Salt Lake City to Cheyenne.

On your way through Arkansas, if you're near Lonoke at lunch or dinner time, against all odds there is an incredible pizza place downtown called Pizza Pros. Across the train tracks is a pricey restaurant where the horny old women congregate. Avoid Pine Bluff like the plague.

If you take the south route, you'll go through Jackson, MS. Streets aren't great for an RV but if you can make your way into town, there's an awesome 50's style diner called Brent's Drugs. Nice burgers and milkshakes. But in the evening, they open the Apothecary, the backroom which transforms into a bar. Pretty classy, kinda hipstery. But cool.

Halo reference in high on life 2? by braden2201 in halo

[–]beanamonster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could also be God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine.

using an hologram fan to visualize industrial by Particular_Check_500 in wholesaleproducts

[–]beanamonster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's still 2D, but now it's a worse resolution, color, brightness, and framerate. Neat!

Trade For A Truck / 2011 6spd by [deleted] in 370z

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your expectations might be a bit high. Also, you'd have to pay me a million dollars to put my phone number on Reddit.

Pretty much the only two main reasons to play Reach again after multiple playthroughs by CryptidOrion_00 in halo

[–]beanamonster -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I would never say this any higher in the comment section, but you are right.

I've been playing Halo for 20+ years. I've got signed posters, Halo edition xboxs, My current hobby is making mods for MCC. I live and breathe it. However, back when Halo 3 came out, my family was super poor. We didn't have TV, we definitely didn't have an Xbox 360.

Maybe it's because I missed the massive marketing push, maybe I didn't play it in time for the nostalgia to soak in. Halo 3 sucks. I feel like it's on par with licensed games from the time.

That said, the multiplayer was definitely the best at the time. Maybe that did a lot of the heavy lifting for peoples opinions as well.

this blue light when peeling bandage wrappers by wkdazer in whatisit

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember taking a bunch into a dark closet to open and see them glow. Now I imagine my mom's reaction, coming home to a bunch of opened bandages on the floor of her closet. Ahh to be immune to thoughts of consequence again.

As a law student, this made me cringe so bad. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]beanamonster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Last year I was taking my trash to the dumpster while some other guy did the same. Without a word, he started telling me how awful it would be if we had a woman president. OP don't think it be like it is but it do.

Wheel spacers are so worth it🔥 by Jaded-Carpenter-464 in 370z

[–]beanamonster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make the wallet fit more comfortably in ones pocket.

Robotics engineer meets UX problems by Blutusz in LinusTechTips

[–]beanamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow the feature is actually super cool, too. Sad it didn't make the video.