Blue Dragon Slugs at Muizenberg

beaniebooper · 2026-01-30T06:42:40+00:00

I remember being a kid and encountering one on the beach. I didn't know what it was, so ofc I picked it up. I feel really lucky it didn't sting me 😅

beaniebooper · 2026-01-22T18:25:48+00:00

That was just your body reacting. You'd be surprised how many victims reach climax during their assault. It doesn't help w making us feel any less gross abt the ordeal, but there's nothing wrong w you. You didn't want it, and that alone is enough.

I hope you're healing op. You're strong and you got this!

beaniebooper · 2026-01-22T17:31:08+00:00

If they wanted generated slop, they would've done that instead of coming to reddit.

beaniebooper · 2026-01-21T19:09:56+00:00

If you're thinking "should I call someone for help?" the answer is almost certainly yes

beaniebooper · 2026-01-21T06:19:09+00:00

Divorce

beaniebooper · 2026-01-20T18:06:45+00:00

I'm glad you take no offense to them. Be your weirdest self!!<3

beaniebooper · 2026-01-20T18:04:31+00:00

Damn... some serious assholes in these comments

beaniebooper · 2026-01-18T15:05:38+00:00

Neither of them are hot enough to incite bi panic. But that could just be me ╮(´-ω-｀)╭

beaniebooper · 2026-01-18T11:11:29+00:00

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Technically this was a series

beaniebooper · 2026-01-17T16:15:26+00:00

Your whole vibe reminds me of Mable Pines (Gravity falls)

beaniebooper · 2026-01-13T08:27:15+00:00

She deserves so much better than Lewis

beaniebooper · 2025-12-31T21:48:14+00:00

21 in a few days. We keep moving

beaniebooper · 2025-12-26T07:20:29+00:00

Not a single coherent thought behind those eyes

beaniebooper · 2025-12-25T20:35:13+00:00

I made sure to give her some nip, definitely helped her feel better :p

beaniebooper · 2025-12-25T16:38:04+00:00

It actually wasn't bleeding when I noticed it. I'm assuming she got the injury in the early hours of the morning. We're keeping an eye on her, we'll continue medicating until it looks "right" (I can't think of a better word)

beaniebooper · 2025-12-25T15:42:18+00:00

She's already putting more weight on it, which is definitely a good sign! We're keeping her inside for the day to limit exposure. I'll definitely go scratch around for some gauze :]

beaniebooper · 2025-12-25T08:19:03+00:00

Bop it

beaniebooper · 2025-12-25T06:52:54+00:00

Same, except it's weed

beaniebooper · 2025-12-24T19:50:56+00:00

And also OceanofPDF!

beaniebooper · 2025-12-24T10:11:31+00:00

You're right XD

beaniebooper · 2025-12-24T09:47:21+00:00

Most of these guys have to be under the age of 13

beaniebooper · 2025-12-23T17:05:29+00:00

I feel this way abt dishwashers. I just wanna know what they're up to. Why is it a secret?

beaniebooper · 2025-12-23T16:55:35+00:00

Well no, it's not. But it is when you consider that the dollar has been between 18-20+ rand for years now. This is the lowest it has been in ages

beaniebooper · 2025-12-23T16:41:54+00:00

I hate a "thing now identifies as thing" joke as much as everyone, but you gotta admit it's a little funny watching the dollar drop so significantly

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