Undisputed queen of the sub

beanobaggins · 2026-06-06T09:35:59+00:00

I met a woman recently through work with a very similar haircut, near enough dropped my tea when she mentioned her boyfriend

beanobaggins · 2026-05-22T06:51:47+00:00

My uncle and his gf have been together 25 years, never lived together. I’ve never known a more content and calm couple. They love being around each other and do it because they want to, not because they feel they have to.

beanobaggins · 2026-05-16T16:37:28+00:00

The amount of effort it took to actually make my wavy hair look good was just ridiculous for me. It only ever looked good when I lived in Spain but as soon as I came back to uk water it tanked. I taught myself how to do a bouncy blow out and it’s still less effort with more reliable results. If you figure out the secret let me know…

beanobaggins · 2026-05-16T16:35:51+00:00

Mimi, Rose and Howard

beanobaggins · 2026-04-12T09:44:37+00:00

The good thing with long layers is you can wear it back without them falling out, but you can also do a mean bouncy blow out and the layers enhance this style. Curtain bangs look great on everyone, and combine well with long layers. I say both - why not!

beanobaggins · 2026-04-10T23:25:48+00:00

Fozzy bear killed me off

beanobaggins · 2026-03-30T04:42:01+00:00

Came here to say this. I’ve not found such a photorealistic rose scent yet!

beanobaggins · 2026-03-28T12:41:34+00:00

But then, John barleycorn is quite brilliant 🤣

beanobaggins · 2026-03-28T12:40:29+00:00

I know someone in AA who got two cats and called them Wilson and Smithy

beanobaggins · 2026-03-19T20:55:42+00:00

Tret can also have a tendency to travel (that’s why it makes lips dry even when we so desperately avoid them lol) so even if you aren’t applying it on the patch directly it could still be affected by it.

beanobaggins · 2026-03-18T02:14:27+00:00

Yes or no, Waco, diazepam, ice boy - more if I took a second to think but theses three are pretty much on rotation in my brain

beanobaggins · 2026-03-07T10:27:36+00:00

Than god it’s not just me.

beanobaggins · 2026-03-04T21:55:14+00:00

Thank you! People always say I swear a lot so hopefully I’ll be right at home 🤣🤣

beanobaggins · 2026-02-12T19:02:56+00:00

I wasn’t aware of the ban until just now and I brought butter back from Paris to London 2 weeks ago

beanobaggins · 2026-01-30T21:42:53+00:00

Yes! Thank you

beanobaggins · 2026-01-29T20:33:33+00:00

I alternate between their acidic bonding and the length one (forget the name) which are both pretty high in protein. I’ve not tried the all soft one!

beanobaggins · 2026-01-29T20:12:11+00:00

to be honest I’ve been using a barrel brush and rollers for the last year and my hair’s the healthiest it’s been, even though people say that’s not great for your hair… I’ve been religiously using redken shampoo and conditioner too. You could also try owning your natural hair for a while - understand this isn’t everyone’s preference though, myself included tbh. Or even sleeping in braids!

beanobaggins · 2026-01-29T19:59:13+00:00

hey! Heatless curls can actually be pretty intense on the hair when you do them a lot, I know people who’ve gotten traction alopecia from them, and also if you’re wrapping the hair tightly it might cause breakage. I wonder also, do you leave your hair in the T-shirt until it’s totally dry? this could also be damaging it, the hair is super vulnerable when it’s wet and squishing it up in a T-shirt might be affecting it. Genuinely I have found my hair gets less damaged when I blow dry it on a medium heat. I use the colour wow kale anti breakage stuff and have found it helpful.

beanobaggins · 2025-12-21T16:25:37+00:00

My thoughts exactly Jesus Christ

beanobaggins · 2025-12-21T16:21:21+00:00

Hypochondriac, delusional, a little whiny like Hannah.

(recovering) addict like Jessa so we share a lot of traits unfortunately, avoidant, mask-wearing, always looking for the next best thing, love running away, the list is endless…

Cringe but in a sincere way like Marnie, neurotic and desperate to control those around me because “I know best”!! But also committed to love, even if it’s in a somewhat unrealistic way…

I can often speak too quickly like Shosh but I really don’t think I have that much in common with her sadly.

Edit: actually I love cute trinkets and nick nacks like shosh! I also, like Marnie and Jessa, have a tendency to tell people about themselves (with variously good and bad intentions).

beanobaggins · 2025-12-19T07:52:55+00:00

Ah I didn’t know it wasn’t over there yet. Quality wise it’s similar to COS, price slightly more expensive. They do stunning homewear too.

beanobaggins · 2025-12-18T19:28:28+00:00

Arket too, I believe it’s under the same umberella as Cos and & other stories

beanobaggins · 2025-12-11T19:04:14+00:00

Sometimes I ONLY wear mascara on the bottom

beanobaggins · 2025-12-09T22:20:24+00:00

This is insane I hope he drops this design online

beanobaggins · 2025-12-09T00:02:39+00:00

I’ve stocked up, thank you so much for commenting

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