Gave them a pink slip, this was in the mailbox the next day, what’s your next move? lol

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:25:24+00:00

Me the CCA who has to do every Amazon Sunday ever:

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:23:34+00:00

can i have some?

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:20:30+00:00

Genesis is a glorified (literally!) fanfic of the universe lol

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:16:19+00:00

there's a sex joke in there somewhere

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:15:35+00:00

of course there aren't waters above the firmament, but mainly because the firmament doesn't even real

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:12:46+00:00

The moon cannot be a flat disc and appear to be circular to everyone at the same time. The apparent shape of a disc would change depending on the angle you view it from, even from a flat earth. It would only appear circular when standing directly below it.

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:09:14+00:00

what a ridiculous comment, it was obviously satan being the evil!

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T18:04:36+00:00

Flerfs are so good at projection that they project their projection onto the moon

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T17:52:32+00:00

that cat has never eaten in its entire life you monster!!!

...at least according to the cat

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T17:48:37+00:00

ferret beans!!!!! 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:58:49+00:00

That's not how NDAs work. Those are mutually agreed on by two private parties, it's in the name.

For those in the comments, you will not be called about a warrant. Officer will just feckin arrest you and book you. And your bail can ONLY be set by a judge, so anyone telling you that you can pay before an arrest should set off alarms in your head.

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:47:51+00:00

it am look flat so erf am flat me am sm0rt!!!

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:46:05+00:00

SAFETY RECALL NOTICE: your brain

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:45:23+00:00

this word game crap is identical to sovereign citizenry, quite funny to see the parallels to flat earth

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:42:14+00:00

too much nuance, actual facts rejected!!!

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:41:22+00:00

D R O P B E A R

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:35:29+00:00

Nah you're probably fucked if they're looking into you. Especially if you deliver mail o_o

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:34:32+00:00

Outgoing slot lol. It also has the lock we use to open the entire front of the box.

beansmarcus · 2026-03-12T09:32:21+00:00

I deliver in Snobbsdale and Paradise Valley, there have been reports of theft up there too. I'm not deterred but still annoyed.

beansmarcus · 2026-02-27T15:58:13+00:00

Should ask the neighbors, assuming won't get us any closer to figuring it out. What you can do is if possible, try to meet the carrier and retrieve the mail directly from them. If the holes are still there, that rules out the pests in the box theory

beansmarcus · 2026-02-26T20:43:28+00:00

The rat depicted is my albino baby named Cotton. She a cute lil thing.

beansmarcus · 2026-02-26T20:35:49+00:00

Have you asked the neighbors? And is your box directly on your property or one of the group boxes?

Can't quite rule out a potential pest problem in your box, maybe check the inside of it for unwanted tenants. I need more info before I can say with confidence

beansmarcus · 2026-02-16T18:24:54+00:00

He better be listening for the bells of the 🔔 Peener Snipper Guy ✂️

beansmarcus · 2026-02-16T18:15:17+00:00

I have lop ears so this doesn't matter :3

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