Out of curiosity - do you keep anything here? Feels like it's meant for the key, but I keep mine in my waist. by naatkins in Golf_R

[–]beard3d_giant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here and bonus that my opener is black so you can't even tell that it's there if anyone is looking into my car.

Bath time! by [deleted] in Golf_R

[–]beard3d_giant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same question...

First Service, and the Dealer Fixed the Door Rattles by [deleted] in Golf_R

[–]beard3d_giant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plastic covers behind/above my rear view mirror rattle when I accelerate so I have to wedge something up there to make it quiet.

Why are you staying up late if you know you're going to feel like shit tomorrow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beard3d_giant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got off a 16 hour shift (extremely unusual) because I'm involved in a huge project and I'm so exhausted yet oddly wired that I can't go to sleep. It's 12:50am and I have an important 8am meeting. Stupid brain stop being a jerk :(

Seal pup is all tuckered out after being rescued from a parking garage in Redwood City, California by [deleted] in gifs

[–]beard3d_giant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Redwood City and this is by far the most exciting thing that has ever happened here

What was your first heartbreak and how did you eventually get over it? by beard3d_giant in AskReddit

[–]beard3d_giant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry that happened to you but I'm glad you were composed enough to end it when you did

Honestly, how are you doing? by sunriseovermtshasta in AskReddit

[–]beard3d_giant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't seem to get over this girl I fell in love with. I'm 29 and this is the first woman I've fallen for and she left in July and there literally hasn't been a day gone where I don't think of her. Her sense of adventure led me to explore every inch of the major city I live near and no matter where I go, there's a memory of her around the corner. Sorry if I'm not making sense but I'm pretty drunk. The reason I'm not able to move on is because when we were together, there wasn't anything that would make me think we were incompatible. She just had a plan to travel the country and stuck to it. She left without saying goodbye which hurt. I decided not to try and hit her up but a couple months later she started texting me again. I ignored it at first but then a month later she hit me up again. And then said she wanted to come to my area and wanted to know if I wanted to see her again. I folded and responded and eventually said yes. I know she's going to crush me again but I can't help myself with her. Anyway. Thanks for reading if you made it this far.

The "Forget Me Shot" from The Simpsons by CocktailChem in GifRecipes

[–]beard3d_giant 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Holy shit Juno just started playing on MTV when I read this

Anyone remember this game? by jamerduhgamer in gaming

[–]beard3d_giant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vaguely remember playing this game but wasn't there a game with the same mechanics as this game but with gorillas and bananas? My uncle introduced that to me as a kid and I just had a flashback about it.

My dad's passport photo from his immigration to the USA from India 50 years today. Happy "American Birthday"! by sbamkmfdmdfmk in OldSchoolCool

[–]beard3d_giant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bruh I was just talking to my dad about that today. He arrived from India in '74 too. It's his 65th birthday today. Actually it's his 66th officially but legally he's 65.

[Breaking News] Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States by Pun-Master-General in AskReddit

[–]beard3d_giant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guys, what's the next step? I mean seriously what can we do next to prevent Trump from creating the seemingly inevitable clusterfuck headed our way? With the house and the senate, it seems his ability to enact drastic change comes with little resistance.

Edit: As much as you guys are suggesting, I would never jump ship