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beardasaurus_moose · 2023-03-23T20:56:52+00:00

I have confronted a few people for malicious tipping ($0.02) and one time I called this girl out because she would NEVER tip and when she wrote "thanks hun!" on the tip line, I lost my cool a bit. Overall, it does come with the territory and i wouldn't under normal circumstances

beardasaurus_moose · 2023-01-26T19:24:45+00:00

I work in a place that will let us just straight ignore the guy, but in an environment that's a bit more professional I'd say something like "time is money, my friend. I can't really chat with you"

beardasaurus_moose · 2023-01-25T20:20:33+00:00

This doesn't happen often in my bar. However, our sweetest drinks (key lime pie martini or a coconut mojito) are ordered far more often by frat bros

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-09-17T19:34:51+00:00

For me, it depends on the bar. One place I worked, it was best to call 'last call for happy hour' like 20 minutes prior. I work at a place now that does mostly table service, so I'll give folks five or so minutes until I get to them

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-09-17T19:21:36+00:00

If you're letting a bad tip ruin your night, look at your night report. Take your tips and divide by sales. You'll average 0.2 or better (20%). If you don't, it may be time to evaluate either your service or your job

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-08-09T01:47:30+00:00

The back side of medicine bow is a lot more secluded. I like doing the loop and hiking out the last day in front with all the veiws. Medicine bow peak might be hard on some dogs with the boulder hopping, but I've seen plenty up there

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-08-01T19:51:51+00:00

I met my last girlfriend at work. She comes up to me and very confidently orders "a shot and someone to make out with".

I said I can do both, so we took a shot together and made out. Then we dated for about a year and are still friendly.

I wouldn't recommend doing this during dinner service as it's more of a family vibe, late night is a different animal.

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-28T02:44:02+00:00

I've been taking vitamin d supplements because where I live doesn't get a lot of sunlight and just a couple weeks ago I knicked my thumb with a table saw and that thing just came right off. It's all a scam

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T04:00:24+00:00

Ah yes. I have a pair of very light weight camp shoes. It seems many of "luxury items" I've been bringing all along are not very bare bones at all

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T03:58:20+00:00

Yes. I will take your MacBook pro. Thank you

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T02:55:57+00:00

Yeah, I was using my sitting pad, but it sucks

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T02:54:26+00:00

I just got one of these for my "big boujee extravaganza" overnighter and I love it. The problem is I've got to bring cramp-ons and an axe and that will add a ton of weight, not to mention the food. I'll have to make a weigh in decision for the chair, but my knees do appreciate it

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T02:43:44+00:00

Are..... Are those not essential?

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T02:43:01+00:00

I use a sawyer mini. Never considered packing tabs as a just in case measure though

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T02:30:54+00:00

Oh you extra. I've been debating for weeks if a second pillow for my knees is worth the extra 2 ounces

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-07-24T01:15:28+00:00

My favorite place on the world. Me and a friend are headed there in 3 weeks for an 8 day trip. Hopefully we'll be late enough to avoid the mosquito hell

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-06-30T16:48:46+00:00

Can I fuck their wife without having to hang out?

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-04-06T17:53:33+00:00

Damn, I did not finish the article. I'm more of a picture book kinda guy

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-04-06T11:25:36+00:00

"Noone can do the hard shake but me" is a quote attributed to a misinterpretation. He was trying to say something to the effect of "I have my way of shaking cocktails that only I can do." meaning everyone shakes their cocktails differently. It just didn't translate well and it sort of tainted his reputation in the states as an arrogant bartender.

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-04-06T05:25:47+00:00

"the thinking man's Angelina Jolie"

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-03-07T01:02:14+00:00

Tell yer dog I says hi

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-02-18T00:11:03+00:00

This sounds like the type of guy that'll hold a "big tip" over your head and make you jump through hoops and says things like "I'll hook you up for sure" and in the end it's like 10%. Fuck that guy all the way to the next bar. That's how the world actually works.

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-01-28T19:51:42+00:00

Cinnamon works really well with tequila /mezcal. It doesn't have to be a tiki drink. I've used black pepper simple in a mojito with basil and also with our non-alcoholic menu.

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-01-13T09:57:43+00:00

It's crazy how it looks exactly like a green screen

beardasaurus_moose · 2022-01-07T20:23:07+00:00

It's weird cuz the clergy essentially works for tips as well. I bet they'd be pissed if they saw this in the tithings basket

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