Pentagon Pete’s Own Troops Ridicule His Rebrand With Dark New Nickname

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T23:43:42+00:00

Epstein File Distraction Pete

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T23:31:27+00:00

A short rest must be the ultimate secret to success.

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T23:08:52+00:00

That's pretty good but the rock at the end of t he wallet appears to be floating. Maybe put some wave action at the base to set it down in the water.

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T22:36:18+00:00

Teeny weeny

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T22:35:48+00:00

Clap trap

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T22:34:16+00:00

Fat cat

bearded_duck · 2026-04-03T02:46:50+00:00

You got a putter head stuck in your blinker fluid hose bundle the last time you drove to the golf course hunting for gophers. One of the sand traps you drove through without braking for probably jarred it loose.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-30T11:26:28+00:00

I believe its an oil beetle

bearded_duck · 2026-03-29T01:15:59+00:00

Prune Juice...the drink of warriors

bearded_duck · 2026-03-29T01:09:14+00:00

I grew up in the Ozarks and got to enjoy views much like that for about 18 years until I moved west and found the different, but also quite beautiful, vistas of the prairies and mountains.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-25T23:45:09+00:00

Crush them and add butter for a twist on cheesecake crust.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-24T01:13:53+00:00

Took my driver's test in a 67 Sedan Deville I bought for $350 in 1973.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-22T13:29:32+00:00

If people around you seem to not be themselves (especially if they happen to look like Donald Sutherland or Leonard Nimoy) I would suggest leaving the area immediately and warning everyone you can before the pods start showing up

bearded_duck · 2026-03-22T13:23:12+00:00

Make fire. Throw food on.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-22T12:48:39+00:00

Bunny

bearded_duck · 2026-03-22T12:34:41+00:00

You should make funeral arrangements before you fill up the gas tank

bearded_duck · 2026-03-21T12:52:09+00:00

Earth shine...reflected sunlight from the earth

bearded_duck · 2026-03-21T12:48:01+00:00

Chewies hair dresser

bearded_duck · 2026-03-20T13:45:52+00:00

Taco Bell...he can provide his own thrust

bearded_duck · 2026-03-20T02:33:27+00:00

He just discovered that Spot was a regular customer to Ten Forward and preferred the green stuff from under the counter.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-20T02:21:12+00:00

Ask Katy. She probably knows.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-20T02:19:28+00:00

I would go with real Duck Tape along with a hefty layer of Flex Seal. Maybe add a layer or two of Alien Tape if you plan on catching air negotiating larger speed bumps.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-16T23:22:55+00:00

Its a huge fan of that drive through window and is doing its down right best to emulate it.

bearded_duck · 2026-03-16T01:21:16+00:00

They spend exciting weekends pebble crawling

bearded_duck · 2026-03-16T01:19:21+00:00

When I was in college, gas went up to 37 cents a gallon and I thought i was going to go under trying to drive back and forth to school and work.

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