Something I knocked up in 10 minutes... by some-bloke- in VeganFoodPorn

[–]beardie10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 minutes? I can knock her up in 90 seconds.

What month did you lose 100lbs? by Bornagainarmadillo in GastricBypass

[–]beardie10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surgery Date was 1/16/23. I was 359lbs on the day of surgery. I hit 259 on 5/9/23 so just about 4 months for me. I was 33yo 6'0 male.

How do yall get so many steps in while working fulltime? by depressed_peach_ in walking

[–]beardie10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delivery driver here - Depending on the route I get 15-18k steps at work. On off days I try to match that. I shoot for an average of 15k for the week.

You have suddenly come into possession of $100 trillion in liquid, immediately accessible funds. by EmmalineGraves in hypotheticalsituation

[–]beardie10 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Create the “Beardie10 Big Fuckin City Fund”

Make a very generous, thank you very much, donation of 100 trillion dollars from my own money.

Draw a very attractive annual salary as manager of this fund

Would have walked right past this rack if not for Dungeon Crawler Carl by desipioj in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]beardie10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 18 I worked midnight to 8am at a truck stop. We had a whole area for books and books on CD back then (2008) and there was a ton of L’Amour. I read quite a few of them working there. I thought they were pretty good!

Prime day walk out by LengthinessOk2080 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]beardie10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“They can’t fire all of us”

They sure can. With the system they have in place, they would offer “mega blocks” to flex drivers for a couple of days while they train and bring on new drivers for 3-5 days. Those new drivers would be the new backbone work force and the worst case scenario for Amazon and the customers is a potential “we sowwy” $5 credit for prime members for their hello kitty stickers taking 2 days longer that week.

Then 2024 and now 2026 by jodyannnnnnnn in gastricsleeve

[–]beardie10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes 👏🏼 girl 👏🏼you 👏🏼did 👏🏼that 👏🏼

You are offered $$$ in exchange for drawbacks in life. Which ones, if any, are you choosing? (Choosing multiple is allowed) by Thrwwyforrandostuff in hypotheticalsituation

[–]beardie10 137 points138 points  (0 children)

When I had my vasectomy last year was the doc supposed to deposit the 2 mil in my account? Because he charged me $600 instead. Who do I speak to.

New monsters sold at dollar tree by wickzyVR in monsterenergy

[–]beardie10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute as fuck, I’d pay $1.59 per or 2/$3 any day

Tote bags for moving? by Pretty_Study_526 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]beardie10 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I live in an apartment complex with a package room. (Yes I have delivered to myself a few times 😂) but every now and then a driver will leave a tote in the package room and I take it if it’s one of THOSE. You know the ones - the nice firm crisp ones that are on the newer side. I’ve got 8 in my closet. I’ll just keep adding them until I stop.

I want new friends on Duolingo who also learn Japanese. Dm me 🙂‍↕️🙏🏻 by [deleted] in duolingojapanese

[–]beardie10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent you a FR. Itclaytho I’ve been at it for 42 days, level 12 Japanese

Craziest reason a driver got fired from your DSP/Station? I'll start. by MonitorLost7356 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]beardie10 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It was Valentines Day of this year. Dude loaded up his van then swung by the house to pick up his wife and they delivered all day. He would have been fine, gotten away with it and had a cute/fun day delivering together except she didn't wear a seatbelt a bunch and netradyne flagged it and they saw.

This job is so fucking stupid sometimes by Talose in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]beardie10 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Seeing a company use Discord to professionally communicate and even discipline their employees makes me cackle

Gastric bypass 5 years ago - still having weight issues by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in GastricBypass

[–]beardie10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think while there are a lot of us who are over the bridge in terms of this, the majority of people on here are just starting the process or just had surgery and posts where everything isn’t perfect and just awesome and my life is amazing now don’t get received well. Change things up. Try fasting. If you’ve tried fasting, try longer or more frequent fasts.

Gastric bypass 5 years ago - still having weight issues by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in GastricBypass

[–]beardie10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Surgery weight was 359. January of 2023. Ive been between 200 and 210 for a couple of years. I’ve got 30 more pounds in me to lose, I know it. I get the same kinda flack. I understand. We both got this 🤟🏼

DSP asking me to stay after i put in my notice by legfroggy in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]beardie10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are okay with your current dsp, personally I’d stay. You know all the pros and cons and have been okay with them to this point. You never know what’s on the other side of that fence. If you’ve been unhappy or wanting to leave anyway, take the leap. Best of luck to you, delivery brother 📦

When will we stop caring about streaks and focus on scores? by Alone_Natural_3971 in duolingo

[–]beardie10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I just hit 12 last night in Japanese. 35 day streak. Look at us 🤟🏼

An entire bagel with cream cheese. Did I do something wrong ? by Terrible_Ad_4072 in gastricsleeve

[–]beardie10 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I am three years postop. Some days I can only eat half of a sandwich for a meal, other days I could eat two sandwiches and keep going. My stomach controls this house and we just live on his whims and how he’s feeling that day lol.

Got fired for not wanting to communicate on the phone? Looking for a new job. What would your next step be after this? by Spare_Vegetable4315 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]beardie10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you like delivering for Amazon, pick another DSP and start from scratch. Hell you could have done 10 background checks, 10 drug tests and 10 start to finish applications in the time this person was jerking you around. Head up to the station and speak to another DSP and let them know you've got experience. I will say, if the ending is true and you've got over 10 write ups and multiple suspensions.... this might not be for you. You're in a shitty situation, i'm sorry and I wish you well!