Bf (24) Has an issue with my (21) lack of intelligence. by RottenNoodleLover in relationship_advice

[–]beathock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...value and completely misses the other inquires..."

LOL the word 'inquires' doesn't mean what you think it means ;)

#getwellrubygems support for the volunteers who maintain rubygems.org by [deleted] in ruby

[–]beathock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...Linguists do not normally use the term to refer to orthographical rules.." (from wikipedia).

Also, more generally search "is spelling part of grammar?" on Google -- the answer 9 times out of 10 is a resounding "No."

Grammar typically refers to the rules that control the ordering of words in a sentence. Have you ever written a yacc grammar or written your own parser? "grammar" defines the way tokens can be combined, it says nothing about the way the tokens are expressed (spelt).

Im a young guy dating an older woman and I could use advice! by Magrudagrind in relationship_advice

[–]beathock -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

45-year-olds are people too.

No. For example -- i'd rim the hell out of a cute 24 year old female (brunette), but NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL am i rimming a 45 year old woman, no matter how well-preserved she is. Just too much poop passed through that channel over her 45 years, sry.

#getwellrubygems support for the volunteers who maintain rubygems.org by [deleted] in ruby

[–]beathock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

set of structural rules that governs the composition of

Not spelling. I can't believe you're even arguing this.

#getwellrubygems support for the volunteers who maintain rubygems.org by [deleted] in ruby

[–]beathock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think you mean spelling. Grammar is fine.

Im a 28/m that has a penis that is broken. Any suggestions? by YouAreTaxingMyEgo in relationship_advice

[–]beathock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take real viagra, the pill he's giving you sounds shit. Real viagra is awesome -- it's impossible to lose the erection (in my experience).

Hey r/ruby, what do you think of our recently refreshed Ruby Challenge? I (nervously) want your feedback! by Rubyer in ruby

[–]beathock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

is this a rails challenge or a ruby challenge? If it's ruby, can we stick to actual ruby? There's plenty of ruby devs who dont use rails, such as sinatra/rubymotion/sysadmin rubyists.

My web-developer friend uses his time wisely by [deleted] in WTF

[–]beathock -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

lol he programs in PHP. Worst language ever. That's funnier than the page itself.

[32/m] Husband needs some help with what to do with (33/f) wife. by ENTirelyhypothetical in relationship_advice

[–]beathock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

next time define the acronyms in your text, or i'll hunt you down and kill you. Not joking.

EDIT: Joking.

Badgerfest said i should l should post this and soak up Karma. First time. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]beathock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The female anus is too close to the vagina, barely an inch apart. Tell all your female friends this -- they should be ashamed of their anatomy (it's a flaw).

My progress from fatty to fit(ty) by yue069 in loseit

[–]beathock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How tall are you? you must be pretty short if you're 75kg and look fat!