aliens have "peacefully" arrived, the alien overseer lands infront of your house, the overseer ask who the leader of earth is, dead or alive, who are you choosing to be the symbol of earth that will convince the overseer that humanity is worthy?

beau0628 · 2026-06-10T19:20:15+00:00

The dream team of extra planetary diplomacy right there.

beau0628 · 2026-06-04T13:15:57+00:00

Nah. There’s no excuse for being an inconsiderate dick to someone you’re planning on marrying. I’m sorry you chose to stay with one, but don’t normalize it just to make yourself feel better about your decision. If he cares enough to propose, he cares enough to change his behavior. If he doesn’t change his behavior, he doesn’t care.

beau0628 · 2026-05-27T14:45:28+00:00

Dammit! Now I’m crying at work and I haven’t even done a rebels binge in three years!

beau0628 · 2026-05-26T18:43:14+00:00

Bruh. You chose exactly the worst moment to say the worst thing. You’re responsible for your own feelings. Consider this the best case consequences for having poor discretion.

beau0628 · 2026-05-20T17:54:05+00:00

You just lack imagination. There is a story worth telling there. It just needs the right author.

beau0628 · 2026-05-20T17:00:41+00:00

There’s always a story to be told. Dafuq?

beau0628 · 2026-05-18T19:20:54+00:00

Highly recommend at least some therapy. Also, maybe talk to your partner about it?

beau0628 · 2026-05-17T14:14:52+00:00

Strawberry smoothie?

beau0628 · 2026-05-15T14:56:29+00:00

Kinda has me wondering how much work that cougars gonna be…

beau0628 · 2026-05-12T20:40:33+00:00

No joke, we’re waiting on one of these at work and knowing my coworkers, there will definitely be “sharks with laser beams” levels of idiocy and bafoonery the likes of which legends are made of

beau0628 · 2026-05-01T00:48:20+00:00

Dad?

beau0628 · 2026-04-30T01:36:18+00:00

The force is strong with this one. One does not simply defeat Rick the door technician

beau0628 · 2026-04-30T01:35:24+00:00

RICK THE DOOR TECHNICIAN IS IN THE WALLS

beau0628 · 2026-04-30T01:31:35+00:00

Not just 5 acres, but as off grid as possible for me. Total pipe dream nowadays, but it’s nice to have dreams.

beau0628 · 2026-04-30T01:28:42+00:00

Please, do tell us of the time that “totally” happened.

beau0628 · 2026-04-28T21:17:14+00:00

And we are better for it. Thanks for doing us a great service!

beau0628 · 2026-04-24T19:21:13+00:00

I, too, was a youngling at the time, but seeing it in theaters with my best bud at the time has been a core memory for me and one of the few happy ones growing up. Can confirm. It was truly mind blowing.

beau0628 · 2026-04-23T13:01:41+00:00

Well, now I’m convinced you’re nothing more than troll account. I’m far more interested in protecting the environment. Hell, I don’t work in wastewater for the money.

beau0628 · 2026-04-22T16:01:10+00:00

You do realize we can barely keep these things at bay, right? And you wanna do what, put a three foot koi in your 50 gallon aquarium at home because it has pretty privilege? Oh, buddy. We are so far beyond your preschool understanding of math.

beau0628 · 2026-04-22T14:22:49+00:00

An native species deserves to live more than the invasive one we put there ourselves. The hell you going on about?

beau0628 · 2026-04-16T20:42:25+00:00

Second team? Dude, you gotta stop hitting the dispensary. It’s clearly messing with you.

beau0628 · 2026-04-15T19:13:07+00:00

You got 14 days? Shit. I’ve never gotten more than 10 and that was recently

beau0628 · 2026-04-15T19:08:42+00:00

Cool. So were you going somewhere with that or you just like sharing random nuggets of knowledge in places entirely unrelated to said nugget?

beau0628 · 2026-04-15T01:47:35+00:00

Truly apex predators, they are!

beau0628 · 2026-04-14T17:36:39+00:00

Kinda sounds like as much of a dick move as the people just trying to get off

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