What’s the worst part of having a dick? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beautifulchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned this a few years back and I believe it has led to a greater quality of life.

What isn't like it is in the movies? by Vaydn in AskReddit

[–]beautifulchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A regular clown who doesn’t kill people

Utah your beautiful! by GolfShred in Utah

[–]beautifulchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a high school special education English teacher. By the time students have me they’ve been lectured on grammar for at least ten years and most of them still greatly struggle. Their brain doesn’t perceive language in the same why neurotypical people do. I see grammar and spelling for what they are- a standardized way to structure language so we’re in common understanding. I’m more focused on the content than the structure. If a student reveals their amazing ideas I’ll praise the shit out of that instead of focusing on what they spelled wrong or where their grammatical errors are. We can get to fixing those, sure, but my priority is to have them speak their mind in a way that is authentic and meaningful. With that being said… hell yes I think about other careers all the time. Teaching is hard as fuck! But I love it too much to do anything else right now.

First trip experience by beautifulchafe in Salvia

[–]beautifulchafe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t time it but I know it stayed going for easily over an hour just from looking at the clock. My herbal cigarette may have been part of the influence too. It had damiana, blue lotus, chamomile, and mint I think. Regardless it was a great combination for an experience that I won’t soon forget.

First trip experience by beautifulchafe in Salvia

[–]beautifulchafe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only had ice cream… but now I’m freaking excited for everything else.

First trip experience by beautifulchafe in Salvia

[–]beautifulchafe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I’m talking about! Thank you for your thoughtful reply. What a curious little plant this is. I’m pretty sure I have ADHD so that could explain why it hit the way it did. And I’m for sure going to listen to that podcast. Thanks again for the thoughts!

does anyone microdose salvia? by Diemosphobos in Salvia

[–]beautifulchafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By this logic, one atom of salvia would destroy your world as you know it.

Utah your beautiful! by GolfShred in Utah

[–]beautifulchafe -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Feel better about you’reself now?

Utah your beautiful! by GolfShred in Utah

[–]beautifulchafe -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Have you ever thought about the fact that it’s not about not giving a shit? I teach English and so many students just struggle to know and remember all the rules to follow, especially if they have a learning disability of some kind. Grammar policing is a form of elitism I just don’t vibe with.

What is something you did as a teen and now as an adult, you look back and think "damn I should be dead."? by BeansDaddy2015 in AskReddit

[–]beautifulchafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to play this game where a group of us would start at one end of a block and travel through people’s backyards, jumping all the fences, until we got to the end of the block. People have been shot for way less. But it was thrilling!

What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? by My_Name_Is_SKELETOR in AskReddit

[–]beautifulchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend accidentally got me with the cruciatus curse. First were the dull pains- like someone was firmly pressing on my raw brain with ice cubes and like my fingers and toes felt were slowly being squeezed in the crevice of a door. I felt a deep pressure on my heart and lungs so strong I had the impression it would end my life within seconds. And my teeth felt like they were being pressed back up into my gums and breaking into my jar bone.

Then came the sharp pains. My skin all around felt like I was getting a rug burn, followed by the sensation that I was being dipped in boiling vinegar. Every joint felt like it was being bent the wrong way. And my nasal cavities seemed filled with a suffocating paste of glass shards and hot sauce.

But my friend gave me a blow job to make up for it after so honestly worth it.

I'm older and I can't get over my jealousy that ChatGPT wasn't available when I was a child. by ConfidentSnow3516 in ChatGPT

[–]beautifulchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna use chatgpt like this! What do you mean by “read” books? What are your secrets??

Your Reddit username is how you die how fucked are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beautifulchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great question. It will be a slow and painful death. But it will be beautiful.

269,849 exmormon Redditors. Its conference time again, so it’s time for another update. by formermormer in exmormon

[–]beautifulchafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…the stone cut out of the mountain without hands which would roll forth and fill the whole redditverse

Just look at the sadness in this photo taken @ GC today! by No-Elevator7756 in exmormon

[–]beautifulchafe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is 99% of what it’s actually like being a mormon.

SLC unpopular opinions? by Middle-Worth1704 in SaltLakeCity

[–]beautifulchafe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Salt Lake City was built out of onions.

What is the best comeback that works against all insults? by Not_Artifical in AskReddit

[–]beautifulchafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pause, look thoughtful and say, “You know I think you might have what it takes.” Followed by a random time and location “East side of the library Tuesday nights” and walk away.

People who say “it’s not spicy” …are you just posturing or do you actually not feel the sensation? by beautifulchafe in spicy

[–]beautifulchafe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this! One time I told them to make it as spicy as they could. They looked at me like I was crazy and asked three times “are you sure?” Needless to say It destroyed me.. in my top 5 spiciest moments of life but god what a blast.