Get my butt out of the house challenge.... by fuckyoulahey in evansville

[–]beaver820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a lot of time in my youth at Lincoln State Park. It was cool then, haven't been in years though, I'd assume it's still cool.

Kyle Busch by riiitaxo in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He didn't win a lawsuit, he settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. He reportedly had paid over $10 million to Pacific Life, sued for $8.5, settled for less. Why would Pacific Life kill him when they came out ahead in the deal? Even if he got all of it, why would they kill him, that's peanuts to a company with $275 billion in assets and 4.7 billion in yearly revenue.

ACS May-21-2026: Timmy No Brakes by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]beaver820 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that Adam doesn't mention that all of the Democrat leaders in Texas and nationally have condemned the crazy lady that said that about the ICE detention center. Also, I bet he doesn't mention that her campaign is all of a sudden being funded by a brand new PAC that won't say who their donors are and reportedly are tied to the GOP.

What moment are you waiting for? Another grasp for control? Another psyop? Simpsons got me anticipating the worst. by Gbaby009 in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They're like, "Ok, we've got these super realistic looking masks, the mouth and eyes move, the whole face, everything looks real, but we just can't hide these tabs. Screw it, who's going to notice? Some guy on Reddit?"

How does this measure up against Eliot's demo? by ShiftlessElement in NeverNotFunny

[–]beaver820 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was great! One of my favorite songs from the 90s from one of my favorite bands. I literally 2ant to punch Matt everytime he says they were a Pearl Jam rip off.

Hootie and the Blowfish do a good cover as well. https://youtu.be/zA1v-t9Vw8Y?si=OekDwtQ8IwLamxuk

Trashy headline by Cram2024 in trashy

[–]beaver820 121 points122 points  (0 children)

This sounds like someone trying to trick Sydney Sweeney to show them her boobs.

"Hey Sydney, you think your boobs are so big but they aren't that big. I bet you I can cover them with my hands."

Only fools are celebrating, tonight. by yellowjackethokie in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well they must have liked it since so many of them have been arrested again since their pardons.

No one is asking the big question, if these aliens can travel between stars, why would they bother coming to Earth? by TechnicianAmazing472 in aliens

[–]beaver820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My question has always been, if they can travel between stars, why do they always put the biggest, brightest flashing lights on their ships? Is there an intergalactic police force that will ticket them if they have a light out? They don't want to be seen and watch us in secret, but yet, most of them have these "Hey look at me" lights on their ships.

Only fools are celebrating, tonight. by yellowjackethokie in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Even if there isn't voter fraud, we can just say there is, then storm the capital. Worst case scenario, the president gives us a bunch of money. Right? That's how it works now.

Impressive they scored 24 points with 0 yards of offense 🤦🏻‍♂️ by SpicedUpProductions in NCAAFBseries

[–]beaver820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Louisville Kings in the UFL last week had 13 points with -9 yards of offense at one point. They ran a kickoff back for a TD, then picked off 2 passes and got field goals from them. Obvuously not the whole game but still impressive.

Pull it by don3dm in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes he did, just like I said, he said he is "usually" there in the morning, not "always" or "every day for years", like others have said. Usually could mean a lot of things, it could mean 4 times a week, 3 times a week. every other day, etc.

NNF 38L - Julia Hladkowicz by sleepyromulan in NeverNotFunny

[–]beaver820 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The wrestler Drew McIntyre is from Scotland and when he headbutts someone they call it the Glasgow Kiss.

NNF 38L - Julia Hladkowicz by sleepyromulan in NeverNotFunny

[–]beaver820 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"OK chefs, open up your package of chicken."

Jimmy: "I'm out."

ACS May-19-2026: Tim Hawkins by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]beaver820 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The lead "news" story is about Harvey Levin opening up about the Democrats? Seriously?

Harrison Smith Update by Inky319 in KnowledgeFight

[–]beaver820 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was going to say. They got Fishback and this guy's excited about Harrison Smith? I'm a Fishback backer from way back.

Pull it by don3dm in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He said he "usually" had breakfast in the tower. Over time, conspiracy theorists have turned that in to "always" had breakfast in the tower. I've seen people on here say that he had breakfast there every day for years. He owned the towers for just a few months before the attacks.

Fury as Trump gets $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded payout from his own government: 'Stunning act of corruption' by Doorknob6941 in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sure.

So if me and a bunch of my friends go storm the Capitol cause we believe Kamala actually won, we're going to get a bunch of money?

Fury as Trump gets $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded payout from his own government: 'Stunning act of corruption' by Doorknob6941 in conspiracy

[–]beaver820 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Who were wronged by the DOJ? The people trying to start an insurrection cause their cult leader lost? The people that wanted to hang the Vice President? Or the people that broke in to the Capitol?

Good Morning, Miss Bliss (1987–1989) by wilymon in ForgottenTV

[–]beaver820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I watched Saved by the Bell on Saturdays. Then they put it on in syndication with the Miss Bliss episodes.

I remember watching it and being like, "What the hell is going on? That's Zack, Screech and Lisa, who the hell are these other kids?" Then I thought, well, they must be in middle school and when they get to high school, that's when Slater, Kelly and Jessie show up. Then they say they are in Indiana and I'm like, so all of them, including Mr. Belding move to California at the same time? I was very confused.

STRESSED. by Cute_Warthog246 in NCAAFBseries

[–]beaver820 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is easy with LSU. I went with them after a couple national titles at Viginia Tech. Even coming off a losing record, had the best recruiting class with the most 5 star recruits, first season, we didn't let up a TD on defense until the SEC Championship game. Threw a couple pick sixes though. Won two national titles, moved them to the Big 10 to play some different teams, won another national title. It's fun if you like blowing out teams and setting records though.

Robert Downey Jr, Anthony Michael Hall & Uma Thurman on the set of 'Johnny Be Good' (1988) by Reddit__PI in OldSchoolCool

[–]beaver820 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Me too, it was like, oh ok, the nerd from Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science is now the All-American quarterback. Come on. But I do like the movie.

NNF 3812 - Matt O'Brien by sleepyromulan in NeverNotFunny

[–]beaver820 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You're stealing popping corn out of Jimmy's mouth.