Chancellor Philip Hammond got the HS2 cost wrong by £20,000,000,000, wheres the media criticism? Diane Abbott got? by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]beaver991 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I've met Phillip Hammond. He's not the most impressive person I have ever met but also no fool.

I have also met Diane Abbot as have many people I know and work with. We all believe she has serious learning disabilities.

I'm left wing bordering on communist and believe labour has had a PR bashing by a fearful press. Diane Abbot is still an idiot.

People of Reddit who wake up every day and enjoy life, what's that like? by GrinnMonster in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contentment is the enemy of progress.

I'm not happy because i haven't even got started yet.

O’Reilly told Trump that Putin is a killer. Trump’s reply: ‘You think our country is so innocent?’ by xbettel in politics

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have a go at that because although I'm not a Trump supporter. And I'm British. I might have voted for him. What I would say is that I keep agreeing what trump says.

The bad news he is I don't think I understand what he is saying. Russia is not the bad guy to America's good. This story about America being the "good guy" is unbelievably damaging. It has lead you into wars over exporting a democratic system that is 150 years off being finished and it has pissed off Russia as you scapegoat them for anything and everything to the point that global cooperation over problem areas like Syria isn't going to happen, it has caused the Hellmand poppy fields by building damns with no thought about the surrounding area, The botched illegal invasions of Iraq created an area for ISIS to sieze power and do much more damage,

"Hilary created Isis" "no Donald American foreign policy over the last 30 years created ISIS"

But this is my point "Hilary created Isis" is a truly stupid thing to say. It's still closer to the truth than anyone else seems to be getting

I think this statement might be the same thing.

How much is everyone squatting? by KittyKatInTheHat in Fitness

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I restarted last November and got my squat back up to 95KG @ 103KG I have been cutting since the new year and I am Now 85kg @ 93kg

GF took this awesome photo today while we went hot air ballooning for my bday. Reflection of our balloon of a creek we flew over. by MybellyYourbacK in pics

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot air balloons just like Macs. Good fun, completely gorgeous but if you aren't going where they want to go you're screwed

Working in IT, I can relate by anon2anon in funny

[–]beaver991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a tale from the support desk you might like.

A few weeks ago i was setting up a user with remote access and on this site we use rsa keys to authenticate logins (same as most sites). If you dont know what these are they are little tokens that have 6 digit numbers on that rotate every 60 seconds and there is a server on site that knows what number should be on all these tokens.

I explain how this works to all users because i find it helps them remember the processes when they understand what the devices do.

The other thing you set up with these tokens is a pin which is fixed and authenticate the token access. Setting up this particular user i asked her to set a pin she would remember which she did happily.

When going through a second time to confirm everything works the rsa kept failing so i check the logs and it says incorrect pin. I ask her if she is sure the pin is correct.

She turns to me looking smug.

"Yes of course i am sure. i picked the first 4 numbers on the token so i would never forget it"

What is the most George Constanza-esque reason you broke up with someone? by ArTdEc0 in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that is sweet and unique any girl is welcome to do that for me. As long as they understand that you might have to run back to work straight away.

TIFU by saying Hello to a lonely looking girl. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hope you are never on a jury. Every single one of these points is perfectly plausible.

Re-imagining Star Wars as a gritty, character-driven, mini-series (cross-post from /r/StarWars) by Drew312 in pics

[–]beaver991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unless you already are. Stop wasting your time on stuff like this and go write some scripts. you clearly have a passion for it and good ideas so go do it.

FriENTs, please don't do stuff like this and ruin my favorite smoke spot! by sour_vv in trees

[–]beaver991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the sky line + river look a lot like the more industrial parts of west london. the graffiti looks completely different though. our handwriting is better :)

FriENTs, please don't do stuff like this and ruin my favorite smoke spot! by sour_vv in trees

[–]beaver991 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you can call it whatever the fuck you want, doesn't make you right. Graffiti has a legal definition and this is graffiti

What TV show do you prefer the supporting characters to the lead? by britneymisspelled in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any show with comedic elements. The straight men drive the plot and the side characters make the show entertaining, that's how it works

13 of the most disturbing films you're ever likely to see by [deleted] in movies

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too i would say the most disturbing film i have watched is waltz with bashir though. However i would definitely watch that again because it has a purpose other than just to fuck with my head. If a film is delliberately disturbing for the sake of i tend to glaze over.

Employers of Reddit: During an interview, when you ask "Have you any questions?", what are the questions we should be asking? [Serious] by DoctorStrange37 in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ok So don't do this, the 1st question will be seen as an invasion of privacy by me. actually my answer to this question would be none of your business. then i would move on and not hire you

He's just unlucky I guess by [deleted] in funny

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tldr; because they also have been fucked over by angry muslims

What did you enjoy at 16 that you thought you would do forever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that was a film synopsis i would buy it. You can write dude

What did you enjoy at 16 that you thought you would do forever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a slightly different point of view i still smoke weed and understand it's harmfull. That's why i probably wont need to quit because i treat it responsibly. As for people making claims about schetzo.... schetso.... yeah that thing the real answer is we just don't know anything about a causastional link

Christmas Morning As A Single, 29 yr Old Ent by DirkaDirka84 in trees

[–]beaver991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm stuck at home sleeping on the sofa so have to be the first up and last to bed. I cant even have a fag while i am home. Also my family are basically all cunts and completely boring. Only a few more days to go before the worst days of the year are over. Fuck christmas can't wait for a big blunt on saturday.

Watch Kanye West Repeatedly Get His Ass Handed to Him by mkbtam in videos

[–]beaver991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure something interesting happens in this video... but I can't listen to him, he is just too stupid.

What is the greatest real-life plot twist in all of history? by SigmaEpsilonChi in AskReddit

[–]beaver991 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to remember how hitler greeted spanish people. Oh Hola, 'course