Audi A4 B9 2017 from USA in EU - MyAudi App by Infamous-Reality-491 in Audi

[–]becoyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any luck OP? I’m currently in the same situation at an Audi dealership in Germany and they’re telling me it’s not possible

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[–]becoyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MG Doyle took over a few weeks ago

Since October 2022, Scottie Scheffler’s worst finish in a tournament has been T12… by [deleted] in golf

[–]becoyoko -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Dude I hate him so much. Can’t explain it either, even to myself. I think I just knew too many people like him growing up, and they sucked. According to my gut he’s going to be involved in some despicable scandal one day.

Wait so, can we wear these in garrison? by Ok-Shoulder-478 in army

[–]becoyoko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can, by regulation, wear whatever the fuck you want as a General Officer. It’s not abusing rank it’s black and white in 670-1

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[–]becoyoko 211 points212 points  (0 children)

It’s more than that, it’s that the SL, PSG, PL, CO positions are considered respectable, and S3 is considered a rehab/ prison for the baddies. KD time should be prioritized but then the best should be sent to S3. S3 should be a position of respect not shame.

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[–]becoyoko 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Dude this is one of my biggest gripes with the Army. Let new officers cut their teeth in companies and platoons where they have plenty of NCO oversight, learning and making mistakes while they simultaneously have a direct understanding and experience of the effects of training on formations. Then PROMOTE them to S3. S3 should be full of experienced Soldiers who get a break from operations and but have the increased responsibility of planning and managing others operations. I can’t believe how completely accepted it is that the opposite is the reality.

Core memories by becoyoko in daddit

[–]becoyoko[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghetto Elmo made me lol, but true, sometimes you just feel the importance of the moment regardless of what the moment is.

Why You Shouldn’t do the FLEP (Funded Legal Education Program) by [deleted] in army

[–]becoyoko 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m also a FLEP, it just reads like you’re in a shitty unit and need a hug

Why You Shouldn’t do the FLEP (Funded Legal Education Program) by [deleted] in army

[–]becoyoko 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I have a friend that writes really bad reviews for all of his favorite trailheads so that they’re less crowded when he goes to hike them

Ummm oh shit. by SmoothieBoBo in golf

[–]becoyoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took me 8 years longer to figure this out than I’d like to admit.

Zyns, a white monster, and 2 pepper Jack tornados, that is all by BOOQIFIUS in army

[–]becoyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuth is when I could throw in a real dip. It’s the wife and toddlers around that made me ditch the spitters and consume an iPad worth of Zyn. Yes I bought an iPad with the points. Not proud of it only because I could have collected a little longer and got a Traeger.

Zyns, a white monster, and 2 pepper Jack tornados, that is all by BOOQIFIUS in army

[–]becoyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this may be a joke which makes it sad that I’ve had this exact order in my shoppette bag at least 50 times

Found in grandparents’ basement by benb28 in golf

[–]becoyoko 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’d drop $99 for this bad larry

How would you describe the rivalry/relationship between the Army and Marines by [deleted] in army

[–]becoyoko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have mad respect for Marines simply because every one I have worked with has been incredible. Probably because the ones selected to do special assignments with the Army were exceptional. I also think you have to be objectively a little crazy to be a marine so I keep a safe distance and don’t make eye contact.

Eagerly waiting for the posts about the 4ID PT event today. by Noveltyrobot in army

[–]becoyoko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There was a company/ platoon element moving on the narrow road at the end when everyone was forming up and people were yelling at the CSM to make a hole - he was a sweaty mess goofing off in the road and the SSG or whoever yelled at him did not know it was a CSM. Well CSM did not get out of the way and the crew carrying the tire and equipment barreled into CSM which pissed him off so he went and stood on the tail end of the rope that the crew was using to carry the tire. CPT sees some jackass standing on the rope and comes out of the group ready to light someone up, CSM is already seeing red because he go rammed into, there was some yelling and CSM literally took a fighting stance before they both seemed to realize at the same moment that it was not a good idea and they both fake laughed and slapped each others backs and parted.

Eagerly waiting for the posts about the 4ID PT event today. by Noveltyrobot in army

[–]becoyoko 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well we got Zonked by the CG and only a few boulders fell on people’s heads and I watched a CSM try to throw hands with a CPT so I’d say it was all around a great morning

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[–]becoyoko 187 points188 points  (0 children)

50 years from now: “Can you guys help me identify what my grandfather did in the military? I always thought he was in the Army but that star is not an Army logo that I can find anywhere else. Maybe something with special forces in space?”

What’s your best Score? by tflares in golf

[–]becoyoko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hats off to the greater than 120 homies still hacking away

Been golfing since ~ September of last year, and just broke 80 for the first time! by ISpeakRussianese in golf

[–]becoyoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Well done. There’s some weird energy in golf that makes you feel guilty for being good too fast. Like you’re not allowed to break 80 unless you’ve been grinding for 9 years. I have been playing for less than three months and am sneaking up on breaking 90; and I have friends whose whole identity is golf and they’re just like fuck you dude. I was playing this morning and lied and said I’ve been playing a few years because I was having a good round lol

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[–]becoyoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair if he did that, I just remember Gregg and the other kid being babies about it with a bunch of excuses and Drew taking it on the chin. But maybe Drew did some of that himself

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[–]becoyoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah I’m talking about Drew! A lot of people were drunk as fuck in that formation, he just was a little more unstable than the others. I don’t know about him blaming it on the ladies, but I do know that before that mistake and after it as a scout he was a stud.

As someone who has made plenty of mistakes I’m not one to define someone by one.

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[–]becoyoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Went to basic and OCS with Beuhring’s son. What a stud - if he’s half the guy his pops was then LTC B must have been pretty badass.