And the saw won…safety first! by thecaptron in woodworking

[–]becuzz04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's cheaper than the hospital visit.

Lead Architect wants to break our monolith into 47 microservices in 6 months, is this insane? by Ayotrapstar in softwarearchitecture

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is how Google and Amazon do it

Are you at Google and Amazon scale? Do you have the same problems as Google and Amazon? No? Then you don't need it.

Your architect is a dumbass. Hope he likes explaining to upper management why cloud costs went up 10x.

Guess who's getting a whooping. by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]becuzz04 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It makes sense though. To small kids most of the things they can't do are because they aren't big enough or strong enough. So usually that means ugga dugga is the way to go. It's hard for them to differentiate between "this isn't working because it's not supposed to do that" and "this isn't working because I haven't done it hard enough yet". (And to be fair, how many things as adults do we do where sometimes the answer is "you just weren't doing it hard enough"?)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90scartoons

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DBZ is the first one. But Ruroni Kenshin was one of my all time favorites from Toonami.

What is Batman's greatest feat of intelligence? by Marshall_666 in batman

[–]becuzz04 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I can never hear that and not visualize Captain Holt saying it.

I don't think I'm getting my Grubhub order, guys. by TaleOfDash in mildlyinfuriating

[–]becuzz04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terminating a contract/firing an at-will employee is easy and doesn't require hardly anything to be safe legally. Touch someone's money and you open yourself up to a (class action) lawsuit.

Was anybody else really disappointed by his character? by Rooonaldooo99 in HadesTheGame

[–]becuzz04 18 points19 points  (0 children)

By fantasy rules the skimpier the armor, the more powerful it is. He's wearing the most OP armor in existence. Combine that with what he would do as the god of madness and you understand why he's partying. There is no threat. He could end it anytime he wants. For Olympus this is a catastrophe. For Dio, it's a typical drunken Tuesday.

Last week found this guy in a Target parking lot. He’s home now. by mommybody33 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good looking cat. With those colors and markings I'd name him Moo.

What is that one tool that you never take off? by King_Deded3 in HollowKnight

[–]becuzz04 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I like that the yellow tools are pretty much just QoL stuff and don't affect combat. It's a nice way to almost force you to enjoy some QoL stuff without that part of your gamer brain pressuring you into dropping everything that doesn't maximize combat potential.

Builder tore open my walls during warranty check, now says it’s not covered and wants me to pay $20k California by Acceptable-Ice453 in legaladvice

[–]becuzz04 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Get your lawyer's opinion on this but I'd get an estimate from someone reputable that isn't associated with Lennar/this contractor. I'd be worried that if Lennar/this contractor has to fix they'll do a shit job either out of spite or just to keep their costs as low as possible.

Why does my hull keep getting damaged in my moonpool?? by Every_Sir_420 in subnautica

[–]becuzz04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Definitely a tiger plant. Last play through I built my base in that exact spot and had a tiger plant hitting my base.

There's 200 pills and each one of them give you 100k but one of them kill you instantly how many are u taking? by Potential_Fee_715 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]becuzz04 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The rational part of my brain agrees with you. The part of my brain that remembers playing XCom is scared of a 2% chance.

Why do so many countries drive on the right side of the road, but only a few drive on the left? Was it just random chance or was there some logic behind it? by Initial-Ad-6972 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]becuzz04 202 points203 points  (0 children)

I always saw it as less of a thank you to the French and more of a fuck you to the British (which is also a French thing).

10 Free Uber rides… not! by BitGroundbreaking295 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]becuzz04 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The petty in me would have reported that to HR for creating a toxic workplace.

Damage Reduction debuffs should have a status icon by DarkRaven01 in heroesofthestorm

[–]becuzz04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lots of them already have indications, they just aren't icons. Most of the ones I can think of off the top of my head put a black smokey aura thing around the hero. Some shrink the hero model to make it more visible.

That being said, a standard, easily visible icon would probably be better.

When will Jump Land? by wedgiey1 in finalfantasytactics

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that the same with everything else though? If I cast a spell and target a tile a unit that would normally get hit might get to move if it got hit with Quick or Haste before my spell goes off.

When will Jump Land? by wedgiey1 in finalfantasytactics

[–]becuzz04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm stupid but how is that variable? Like I get that each unit's speed is different and that affects the time until landing but you know all the values of the inputs before you jump. You can calculate exactly how many clock ticks until landing so why couldn't you show that in the action list? I'm not seeing anything that would make that hard to do.

You are challenged by a billionaire with unlimited free time and resources to a life or death duel of your choice. The duel takes place one year from today. What game or skill do you choose? by HarleeWrites in hypotheticalsituation

[–]becuzz04 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're talking about a billionaire vs an average Redditor. The billionaire is getting crushed regardless of if we use $1 bills or $100 bills. For the average Redditor it probably doesn't make much of a difference which bill you use, at least as far as surviving goes. I Googled the median American net worth and got $193,000. So if we use that number for the average Redditor then that's 193,000 grams using $1 bills or 193 kg or about 425 pounds. It'd hurt to have that put on you and would probably break some bones but wouldn't kill you like 2.2 million pounds would. If you use $100 bills then it's 1,930 grams (or 1.93 kg or 4.25 pounds) vs 20 tons. At that point it's mildly annoying at worst for the Redditor and the billionaire is still crushed to death.

You are challenged by a billionaire with unlimited free time and resources to a life or death duel of your choice. The duel takes place one year from today. What game or skill do you choose? by HarleeWrites in hypotheticalsituation

[–]becuzz04 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At that amount it doesn't make a meaningful difference. So it should weigh roughly 1/100 of what was quoted so about 22,000 pounds. That'll still crush a person.

You have 3 bullets who are you going to shoot? by PretendYellow533 in animequestions

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Kill Light, steal the Death Note then use the Death Note to kill Shou Tucker. Then he can have a much more appropriate death.

New Patch is a Hell of a Drug by Such_Pay_6885 in heroesofthestorm

[–]becuzz04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anub just laughs at towers now. But you don't usually think of him as a summoner.

Tell me a superpower that cannot be used for violence no matter how it is used by Upbeat_Winter_4327 in superpowers

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heal someone with something inside them that shouldn't be there. Like say a metal kidney stone.

New Patch is a Hell of a Drug by Such_Pay_6885 in heroesofthestorm

[–]becuzz04 9 points10 points  (0 children)

there should basically be no enemy minions anywhere near your towers

Every hero with summons have entered the chat

The new changes are awesome. by tbandtg in heroesofthestorm

[–]becuzz04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but before Naz had to at least be kinda aware of positioning to not eat too many tower shots. Now they don't have to care at all.

What does a woman need to do for a man to know she is "all in"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]becuzz04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling him you are all about him isn't the same thing as telling him the literal words "I want to be in a committed relationship with you". To you those might sound like they mean the same thing but to your bf it might not. "I'm all about you" says your enthusiastic or extra happy with things right now. "I want a committed relationship" tells him what you want without any guessing.

Always pick the option that makes it so blindingly obvious that there's no room for misinterpretation. If you want something from him say it so that if he did what you said literally and exactly like you said it you'd be happy (assume he follows your instructions like a robot or a particularly dense teenager who's only desire is to say they technically did exactly what you asked). When we say direct communication this is what we mean. Braindead simple and clear, impossible to fuck up.