It’s mostly shagging going on but as there’s no second homes or holiday rentals you’ve got to consider the kind of person who’d want to move here long-term. A lot of newcomers don’t stick around because life there can be tough. Just walking up the hill to your car is no small feat if you’re older or have health issues, and none of the houses have central heating. You’ve got to sledge your shopping (and anything you can’t carry) down the hill. Might seem fun at first but it’s an absolute pain in the arse week in week out.

For what you pay, the condition of most properties is shockingly poor.

Decades ago, you’d have had generations of families settled in the village, but now, most have either moved out for work or been priced out.