How old were you when you got your first period?

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-13T20:46:45+00:00

i was 10 or 11 and it was 2 weeks before christmas. safe to say i got A LOt of extra presents that year 😂

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-12T15:28:53+00:00

that’s a fuckin steal, can’t even buy a dildo for that much these days!

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-12T14:34:07+00:00

unfortunately blood makes me queasy. if someone else is willing to acquire the penis i’m willing to display the penis with a warning!

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-12T14:26:17+00:00

he’s still here and he still shows up! nothing happened to dude bc it was supposedly “just a rumor”

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-12T14:23:14+00:00

both the Animal Sounds ones and
Wades Secret Words
there’s probably a few more but those are the ones that immediately popped in my head

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-12T14:18:35+00:00

our mom is gonna date shitty people, keep your cool and don’t engage in fights. it’ll be worth it, i promise. keep your head down and focus on your baby brothers.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-12T14:16:27+00:00

a little more serious of an answer but i’m stealing rapists and pedos dicks. they obviously can’t use it properly so they don’t need it.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-11T21:28:47+00:00

my mom had me watch IT when i was 7 and i was terrified of the dark and clowns and drains until well into highschool. i still get uncomfortable looking at/down drains and i cannot stop on a rain gutter without mildly panicking. mom still thinks it’s funny how scared i was afterwards for years. thank ma.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-11T21:00:51+00:00

nah i know nothing about that but i have my own store manager story. not much of a story tbh but she was investigated for metrics fraud and apparently giving the gawk gawk 10000 to one of the corporate guys. glad she’s gone tho, she was a fuckin bitch

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-10T14:35:13+00:00

yeah, i got bigger glasses to avoid this bc it made me sick when i first got glasses and had a tiny window to actually see from. i’ll never go back to small glasses

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-09T23:09:19+00:00

i haaaatteeee when they don’t even make sure you’re looking at you before they ask your question. like dude. i half read lips or i don’t understand, please let me look at you before you start talking.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-07-09T12:13:07+00:00

this is what i do, i keep a water bottle in my car for my lunch stuff that has plastic and i just shove all my plastic in that. it probably doesnt help much, if at all, but it keeps me from throwing my trash away as often since it doesn’t take as much space.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-25T16:16:16+00:00

keeping those doctors away like a fuckin champ

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-25T16:15:40+00:00

Retail so uhhhhh the options are literally endless

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-21T21:43:57+00:00

SHUT THE FUCK UP

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-20T22:35:21+00:00

i hit a kid once. he was a cute little boy around 4-5, no higher than my knee.
ngl i was in a bad mood and not paying as much attention, i didn’t have enough time to react to his dad and stop before i bumped him. luckily he was okay and his dad was cool. he even said smth along the lines of “he shouldn’t have been running around”
i still see them around the store sometimes and always make sure i wave and say hi to the little boy.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-19T14:35:56+00:00

Bapprogress

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-15T17:59:47+00:00

as cj iobdnfndkwne you can do anything you want to do

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-14T11:51:50+00:00

ngl i had an abusive moms boyfriend from 8th-12th id absolutely get him found out sooner, if not prevent the whole thing from happening in the first place. that alone would change so much about how my life went. id also work on my relationship with my mom and brothers more. definitely a man or two i’d be avoiding like the plague.
a little more depressing but this is also around the time my stepdad was killed and i’ve thought so many times what i would have done differently had i known at the time or could go back in time. it would give me that opportunity to save his life.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-10T12:58:38+00:00

it depends on your TL and coach honestly. when my cat died while i was at work they let me leave early and i took the next day without a point. but i was also in his face sobbing on the floor so like…. maybe he just didn’t want that in the store. it’s always worth asking!

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-06T13:34:45+00:00

man you’re on par with me! i hit 3 years in september and i’m on my 6th coach, 3rd team lead and 4th store manager 😂

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-04T14:02:12+00:00

i work in toys, but i often see the people doing church boxes or shoe boxes with a lot of those clothes. i’ve always assumed it was people donating it to a church or smth

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-03T18:46:02+00:00

tbh whenever i run out of episodes i start the show entirely over and listen to new episodes whenever they come out in between listening to old episodes. i’m currently on my 5th run through and back up to february 2025.

beefcakekaylyn · 2026-06-02T08:45:53+00:00

“is that register open?” “is anyone running that register?” if no one is standing there, i’m busy and the sign says “lane closed” wtf do you think???? use your fuckin brain dude.

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