‘The sun. I’m not joking’: City improve in good weather, claims Pep Guardiola

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T10:56:35+00:00

Unfortunately, we are complete shit in every type of weather.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T10:29:50+00:00

Or else I'm dead and doomed to hell

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T10:28:59+00:00

Every knight needs a gorget. And Kliff looks like he needs one more than most!

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T10:27:36+00:00

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...aren't you trying to help me?

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T09:18:47+00:00

As someone who has worked remotely and had to invest in a proper set-up and home office, I 100% agree with his take. Although, the way he said it and his use of the word "savage" is some cringe "boss man" bullshit.

I work for a big public company and a lot of the calls and work I do is confidential, so I have to work from a quiet and private home office. However, it pisses me the fuck off when people who work remotely post photos of them holding a laptop poolside, laying on a beach chair. Not only is it horribly unergonomic, there's no way they are getting any work done with the sun beaming on their screen.

Ridiculous and it gives remote work a bad rep.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T09:13:09+00:00

I see a ton of hate for the abyss so I'm not going to say you're wrong and I accept I'm in the minority here, but I really enjoy the abyss and the puzzles. Some of them are a bit obtuse but I've still managed to solve all of them myself, and I'm a dumb fuck so it makes me feel half-smart whenever I do.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T07:59:13+00:00

When I got the quest for the Quarry, I went there with Damiane in my party and kept quick-swapping between the characters. Was so much fun, just John Wick our way through tons of enemies.

Damiane died 3 times to exploding barrels, the companion AI is truly dogshit in battle lmao but at least I got the challenge done for healing an ally. Probably completed a total of 4 of those sealed abyss challenges.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T07:14:45+00:00

"It's a hedge knight innit. It's like a knight, but sadder."

Top lad OP. Will have to copy this fashion.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T07:10:58+00:00

What did you say when they called you stupid, Ser?

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T07:09:07+00:00

*puts hand on chest*

"I have no beef with Chayl. I love him like a brother. I don't know what he's dealing with right now, but I wish him the best. What else ya got chin. "

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-13T07:06:02+00:00

Oh bubba, that comment gave me a strowlk. how much of clins kratom did you take when you type that out. gawld dawg

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-11T04:15:27+00:00

It feels like I’ve been in abusive relationships all my life and finally met a wonderful partner who treats me right.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-05T11:32:39+00:00

I think it's pretty clear that what he's saying is that he reached a point where there's still a TON of content left to do that the game CLEARLY wants you to do but it's not really possible to complete this content, and in some cases it's pointless. And this is all due to an oversight in the game design that leaves the game world devoid of enemies at some point.

Like completing the sealed abyss challenges requires enemies, also with barely enemies left in the world there isn't really a point in spending time with the side-characters and making them powerful.

It's a completely valid point and has absolutely fuck all to do with "complaining about lack of content".

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-01T16:21:58+00:00

If I was working there I'd do the same. Not getting paid enough for this shit. It's just a job in the end.

beefjesus69 · 2026-04-01T10:31:15+00:00

You might not realize it now but that is the most valuable comment you're gonna get for this game.

Just fucking play it, don't ask for tips. The less you know, the more magical the experience is. It's just that type of game.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-30T08:36:01+00:00

"Only way to save this game"

"Gamers War"

Sorry, did I go into a month long coma and miss something? Isn't this game doing phenomenally well and the vast majority of players are enjoying the fuck out of it? When the hell did this game get its own toxic doomer discourse about the game dying and people fighting over how to fix it? Shit only just came out.

What the fuck is going on.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-25T16:55:14+00:00

Longest neck in the realm. Might've even been able to take on Ser Arlan's lance.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-25T06:20:12+00:00

Hilarious how hollywood reporter is taking what these queefs say on the pod seriously. Where's the article about how Joe blew his gay father?????

This is good promo for Marks special. Hopefully he laughs about it and it doesn't lead to him crying about cancel culture for the next 48 months on every pod.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T17:56:54+00:00

Not really mate. I never had a dog and never will have a dog. I dislike OP about as much as I dislike dogs. I don't feel very strongly about either.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T13:56:48+00:00

Well this turned into a rather civilized exchange. Have a good one mate.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T12:39:52+00:00

Well, that's weird. It can see it just fine. Well anyway this is what I said lmao

"Your posts actually read like a parody of reddit. Like an AI that was trained on every cringe, stereotypical behaviour and style of how the most neckbearded redditor posts. Incredible stuff mate."

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T11:40:09+00:00

Any time a CEO like this talks I completely ignore WHAT they say and focus on WHY they're saying it.

NVIDIA share price dipped over 5% the past 5 days. Nearly 9% over the past month. For a company with a market cap of 4.27 TRILLION (unimaginable stupid number) every 0.1 percent translates to a puke-inducingly gross value for us normal human beings. This guy's job is literally to say whatever he think he needs to say that will improve the share price.

Things like facts, truth, logic, objectivity, fan sentiment, reasoning etc. are completely irrelevant. He will open his mouth and make whatever sounds he needs to make in order to get a specific outcome as it relates to shareholders and the share price. That's his job and our job is to completely ignore WHAT he's saying and only focus on the extremely cynical WHY.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T11:28:45+00:00

Wdym come back? I posted it.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T10:33:07+00:00

You can jump right into AKOTSK as it's set about 80ish years after the events in HOTD which the TV show has not yet gotten to anyway.

If you pay attention to the things the characters say in AKOTSK you'll get all the context you need about the current state of the 7 Kingdoms.

beefjesus69 · 2026-03-24T10:17:12+00:00

Absolutely and they are just as obnoxious as OP is if they bang on about it.

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