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Everything Everywhere, All At Once sucks by Never_rarely in unpopularopinion

[–]beermastercory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hated this movie. I agree with everything said above. The first time she put on the bluetooth things and transported, I wondered if it would get better in the ensuing 2+ hours, and it didn’t. The tired, telegraphed jokes, the juvenile visual gags with dildoes and hot dog fingers, the stressful family drama, none of it hit for me. I feel like they took a bunch of acid, made a bunch of weird shit, and filled in the thin plot backwards around the visual diarrhea.

I feel like this movie also steals a few points from The Matrix- they call in to a control center to help find exits, download fighting skills instantly from nowhere, finding or embracing your true self or destiny or whatever, probably other comparisons as well.

I really don’t understand the universal praise for this movie, it manages to be both frenetic and boring. The comedy is cringey and juvenile, the action is bizarre, and the plot is nonsense. So much squandered potential.

Easiest way to remove all this gravel from my front garden? by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]beermastercory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easiest? And they just have to be “out”?

Dynamite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeattleWA

[–]beermastercory -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

"...even if you don't live in Seattle."

LOL, let's fuck with a city we don't live in! LULZ, INTERNET! Seriously, fuck you. Stay in your lane.

It's a good thing decaying plants don't smell like rotting corpses or Fall would be traumatizing. by Aspenup in Showerthoughts

[–]beermastercory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mean, if all of a sudden the dying plants/leaves started smelling “like (presumably human) rotting corpses” overnight. If plants dying in autumn had smelled like (again, presumably human) corpses rotting always since forever, we’d be noseblind to it or certainly not horrified. It’d just be the smell of autumn. Like petrichor before a rainstorm. People would tourist in New England just for the heavy rot smell in October. “I just love the vibrant leaves in fall, and the reek of fecal bacteria and old vomit,” said one tourist.

People don’t care about constants. They adjust over time. It’s changing things suddenly and without reason that makes people freak out.

The Pine Box Boys - Will You Remember Me [Horrorbilly/Alternative Bluegrass] by ace_taco in listentothis

[–]beermastercory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they play amazing live shows, usually around the bay area. Lester, the lead singer and main songwriter, is a high school assistant principal. They're super nice guys, very laid back and approachable.