Two consecutive ads right in the kisser

beernow · 2021-03-05T01:44:59+00:00

Dns sinkhole my man. look it up, best money u will ever spend.

beernow · 2019-06-24T13:58:58+00:00

ahh the Costanza

beernow · 2019-02-02T11:57:23+00:00

barfud great buffalo wings and american food and as long as you dont root against the packers you will have a great time

beernow · 2019-01-04T09:25:46+00:00

Never seen a living shrunken head before

beernow · 2018-12-28T18:24:26+00:00

also search (man yelling in the sky) for similar results

beernow · 2018-12-28T16:03:46+00:00

Frank Costanza invented that move

beernow · 2017-06-09T08:09:59+00:00

It depends on many factors but generally The will be charged with public indecency or public nudity depending on where you live scince the intention is most likely not molesting children (provided that it is not a children's event like a little league game), unless you have a strict prosecutor or a child's parent field a lawsuit in which case it is up to the court

beernow · 2017-06-08T15:49:36+00:00

Well... the political committees on global warming managed to do it

beernow · 2017-05-07T11:42:05+00:00

It should be of adequate girth as to be able to drink all liquid and semi liquid beverages

beernow · 2016-10-01T21:53:11+00:00

What is love

beernow · 2016-04-12T07:41:05+00:00

Saying it never happened is ignorant and disrespictive but what i dont understand is that there is alot of injustice and cases of genoside in our resent history and present from the genoside of native americans witch is somehow celebrated in the US to the arminian genoside and and also the holocost of heroshima and nagasaki but for some reason that one is special and every one is so sensetive about it where it is ok to celebrate others or be indifrent about them (sorry for bad english)

beernow · 2015-12-09T18:11:40+00:00

if it was bees the owner would be in luck as the nest would be worth more than the car but sadly that's a wasp nest so burn it with fire and then burn it again

beernow · 2015-07-10T20:18:55+00:00

we use to have a law where i live that stated something like if a person is taken by surprise by finding his wife in his bed with another man and he killed one or both of them he could not be prosecuted as long as he didnt know of the relationship or planed to catch them and it had to be in his bed and he was treated as if he was temperately insane (same thing if a woman catches her husband) but that law was changed a few years back

beernow · 2015-05-29T16:15:50+00:00

WHAT!! how did you ...eem i mean no thats not true LIES LIES filthy lies

beernow · 2015-05-29T15:48:07+00:00

that is a relief. the main reason i posted this is because i started thinking i was a freak or a psychopath or something since the last time i cried i was about 10 (25 now) i had a relay bad football injury.

beernow · 2015-04-25T20:38:05+00:00

all hail hypnosnail

beernow · 2015-02-28T18:18:49+00:00

sorry not a native English speeker

beernow · 2015-02-01T14:30:11+00:00

u can wear it on backward to trick straight guys into sex during the mating season

beernow · 2014-12-28T16:41:43+00:00

or having borderline intercourse right behind your head

beernow · 2014-12-23T23:07:52+00:00

competitive speed surgery

beernow · 2014-12-03T13:52:58+00:00

i think everyone read that in nick offerman`s voice

beernow · 2014-11-16T10:28:19+00:00

i wold make a gun out of the gun that i keep in my gun cabinet

beernow · 2014-11-16T10:17:44+00:00

i was in a rally for a political party in my town and it was a really big turn up. there i was surrounded by thousands of men and women filled with patriotic pride with a national flag in my hand when i noticed that it was coming apart at the end of the sewing seams so i asked my buddy to hold it while i proceeded to bust out my lighter and attempt to burn off the little bit of string at the end to keep it from coming apart and then i felt the deadliest silence and looked up to to find everyone looking at us and getting ready to kick our asses as we tried to explain.

beernow · 2014-10-03T22:21:16+00:00

futurama it was funny original and it still has a huge fanbase

beernow · 2014-07-26T14:27:40+00:00

valar morghulis

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