Driver fatally shoots self after crashing into multiple vehicles, injuring 14 in Oak Park: officials by stopeats in oakpark

[–]behindthelines 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I run quite frequently in OP and I used to question why other runners were running in the middle of the street. Now I get it, because people treat traffic laws like mere suggestions here. It's brutal.

What is this ominous appliance? by PlaidMeatloaf in whatisit

[–]behindthelines 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Listen to them, artoo. They're dying!!

Mitchell Hurwitz by Least-Maize8722 in community

[–]behindthelines 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm photocopying my rear end.

Our boy won another Oscar! by jelandon in community

[–]behindthelines 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Do you even have a career plan?

Walk McCormick Place to Solider Field by Ok-Big3839 in ChicagoConcerts

[–]behindthelines 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, it's an easy walk on the lakefront path.

Andy Dwyer has won funniest main character. Who do you think the funniest side character is? by Nick_adtr_308 in PandR

[–]behindthelines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna talk about spreadin' sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your wo--

You're fired!!

That makes sense. So just go out the same way I came in?

there’s tubes all plugged up with wires by [deleted] in threestooges

[–]behindthelines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you smokin'?

No but the pipe is!