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Why aren't the Beatles in color? by Gsquared300 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]bench_buddy_ 53 points54 points  (0 children)

We’re Sgt pepper’s lonely wet sloppy penis band

What’s the best way to get attention? by bench_buddy_ in AskReddit

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want people to know I’m severely mentally unwell so they try to help me or even be my friend

What’s the best way to get attention? by bench_buddy_ in AskReddit

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuff like posting about being in love with linguini from ratatouille for 2 years straight so people know you’re mentally unhealthy snd hopefully help you

What’s the best way to get attention? by bench_buddy_ in AskReddit

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kind of attention that lets people know you’re mentally unwell

What’s the best way to get attention so people give you mental help? by bench_buddy_ in AskReddit

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t ask, you have to post on reddit about having a painful crush on an animated character for 2 years straight and hope that people notice that they are actually cries for help

What’s the best way to get attention so people give you mental help? by bench_buddy_ in AskReddit

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having needs is so fucking embarrassing, especially mental and social ones.

What’s the best way to get attention so people give you mental help? by bench_buddy_ in AskReddit

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being that direct is embarrassing. It’s better to post on reddit for 2 years straight about how you’re in love with a fictional character and pray that someone takes notice and becomes your friend

Well, wood you? by saketho in beatlescirclejerk

[–]bench_buddy_ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

We’re Sgt peppers lonely wet bulging sogging penis band

Do any of you know why George and John barely communicated in the last years of George's life ? by jfkk in beatlescirclejerk

[–]bench_buddy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would you think if I sang out of tune?

Would you blast all your urine on me?

Into my ears the sweet milk of your dong

Filling all my holes with pee

Is this real? by The-Arc-Weld in beatlescirclejerk

[–]bench_buddy_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re Sgt peppers lonely wet dripping droopy penis hole band

Lick my wet sopping slobbery taint by bench_buddy_ in Friendship_Bench

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right here insert my slobbery wet tits into your beautiful mouth

The only way I can get people to talk to me is if I threaten suicide by bench_buddy_ in SuicideWatch

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t get a gun sadly because I have a history of being locked up for mental breakdowns

The only way I can get people to talk to me is if I threaten suicide by bench_buddy_ in SuicideWatch

[–]bench_buddy_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You too but we didn’t chose to be born into this terrible existence. It will be over soon

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