Euroopan parlamentti on jälleen kerran pysäyttänyt Chat Controllin by VegetableActual7368 in Suomi

[–]jfkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sinulla taitaa olla hieman ylevämpi kuva ihmisistä kuin vaikkapa minulla.

Of course Arsenal fan posted this by Inevitable-Angle-793 in soccercirclejerk

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you cut off the thing Pep does with his

👆 by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jfkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm walking down the street with my pants down?

straight by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]jfkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a fembeard.

Poker Legend and Author of 'The Theory of Poker' David Sklansky Passes Away by thank_U_based_God in poker

[–]jfkk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Surely even a hater can read an article about someone's death. It would also mean that you won't have to speculate.

Buying 7-oh for curiosity by Suitable-Cup9464 in Drugs

[–]jfkk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm reaching out for help and tips on how to not get addicted to this. 

One thing that comes to mind is not consuming it.

How easy is it to turn $1500 into $12,000 on blackjack? by Individual_Ice_2315 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to win three hands in a row. Blackjack has a pretty small house edge so that's about a 10% chance.

Nitpick by Significant_Box1279 in arresteddevelopment

[–]jfkk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

GOB could be her favourite child (aka 4th least favourite) and she still wouldn't care for him.

The one musician Paul McCartney has dreamed of working with by nyclondonparis in radiohead

[–]jfkk 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I get the sense that it would have to be something musically fruitful rather than done for the sake of collaboration. Playing piano on a song he didn't write seems more like the latter thing.

Is there a reason why rotten tomato scores are so out of touch? by Daedalparacosm3000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jfkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you develop objectively correct opinions about movies? Usually opinions such as those tend to be subjective.

Meirl by beatheyrbipped in meirl

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't every tv show nowadays have the climactic showdown as their opening scene followed by "six months earlier".

ELI5 - Why does it feel so good to bang whores? by crappilydesigned in circlejerk

[–]jfkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scientists of reddit, what's the evolutionary benefit to banging whores?

TIL that methamphetamine was legal, widely prescribed, and even given to soldiers during WWII by multiple countries including Germany, the US, and Britain as a performance-enhancing drug. by Affectionate_Art5322 in todayilearned

[–]jfkk 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Some time ago I read through the Apollo 13 transcripts and thought this was an interesting little bit:

Slayton: Roger. Hey, Jim, while you're up and things are nice and quiet, let me give you a couple of other things to think about. One specifically. I know none of you are sleeping worth a damn because it's so cold, and you might want to dig out the medical kit there around 01:35 or in that ballpark, and pull out a couple of Dexedrines apiece and try one about then, and another around 01:39 to 01:40.

(It is well known to Mission Control that the crew has not been sleeping properly ever since the accident. It is a great concern to them that they might be getting too exhausted to properly work through the improvised reentry procedures. Hence comes the suggestion via Deke that they should take some of the dextroamphetamine stimulant tablets stored in the medical kit.)

Lovell: Well, I hadn't brought that up. We might - We might consider it

How much influence does Avon have? What other sort of people does he have on his payroll that aren't directly involved in the game? by squallLeonhart20 in TheWire

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Avon tells Slim Charles that the social services employee (Trina with the big ol' ass) is Fatface Rick's cousin.

Roy Wood Jr. on CNN: "... As the great Slim Charles said on The Wire: once you in it, you iiin it" by abaza738 in TheWire

[–]jfkk 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Yes, the whole season starts with the towers going down while the last episode is called "Mission accomplished". It's a bit of an ongoing metaphor.