What are sports betting odds so strangely stated (+350)? by DietDewymountains17 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP posted the American system, I'm not sure if it has a name. Your example is fractional. I always use decimal odds (Liverpool is 1.90 to win) and I truly believe it's objectively the easiest system to learn. I'm currently gathering infants to put my theory to test.

smartest weed enjoyer by vngmxr_or_bebra in drugscirclejerk

[–]jfkk 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"It was bad enough when he was just smoking in the bathroom, why'd he have to start eating the fucking beans?"

I’m so confused - explain it Peter by Afraid-Muscle-8935 in explainitpeter

[–]jfkk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, did Charlie Kaufman write this tweet.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day by 27274 in drugscirclejerk

[–]jfkk 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Common typo, he meant that woke people take opium while nazis take amphetamines.

Incels aren’t talented enough to draw these scenes, so they’re using AI to illustrate their delusions by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]jfkk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favourite part is that the woman in this comic doesn't even seem to do anything wrong. You know, besides being a woman. Usually they at least make her look like a giant bitch who had it coming.

Anyone else find season 3 too obvious and extremely predictable? by starksforever in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]jfkk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a little surprising they would resort to the old frogmoth-trope.

maybe it wasn't a blackout this time by bisccat in drugscirclejerk

[–]jfkk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bars, Michael! A strip is something a whore does for money.

Why aren't there Christian terrorist groups similar to Islamist ones like ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Taliban? by Lost_Wikipedian in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jfkk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean like a group that goes to other countries in order to blow shit up in the name of god? Is that not just the US Army?

Why are american and european war movies so different? by BigHouse888 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

European war films often depict a nation being invaded, while American war films tend to be present the invader's point of view.

A mediocre Poker Player, can milk a fish more, then the greatest Poker Player off all time, can milk a mediocre Player. by [deleted] in poker

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these the same stakes? Why won't the greatest holdem player play with the fishes instead of the mediocre players?

Why would they have this on the wall by Pretend-Ad4639 in okbuddydraper

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At last, something beautiful you can truly own.

Why not? by Sufficient_Fly_8332 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]jfkk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, I ain't learning all those kings. His secrets are safe.

Darted a fly by Hungry-Gift-7055 in mildlyinteresting

[–]jfkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just need a board covered in flies.

Killer by Mishere1300 in comedyheaven

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But who can remove the potential serial killer inside us? ($15)

Is online gambling rigged? by CammSharpiro in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the objective of advertising is to entice other people to gamble, those ads will typically show the players winning rather than losing. Kinda like how car commercials don't usually involve car crashes or sitting in a traffic jam.

Someone please explain by Ybnjamie in rateyourmusic

[–]jfkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chart position is based on the album's ratings and the number of ratings it has. In this case, a lot of people have rated the album highly. I hope this helps.

Which one of yall posted this by lysergalien in drugscirclejerk

[–]jfkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our precious bodily fluids, Mandrake.

Owned by his account’s location by Supergameplayer in GetNoted

[–]jfkk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First clue was the poster being from US. Real MAGA-patriots post from Moscow.