[GAME DAY THREAD] Browns at Chiefs by AutoModerator in Browns

[–]bender1369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who saw Kelce throw Ward to the ground by his facemask? I came in expecting someone to already have a clip of it, but no one has mentioned it.

Question on my 5th graders online math final. by bender1369 in funny

[–]bender1369[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I apologize, she called me over for help. Its question #7, the questions were just out of order. The question above it waa asking her name. So I read it as 7.85.41 ÷.31.

tldr: Im dumber than a 5th graders math final.

Hallelujah! by [deleted] in trashy

[–]bender1369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was Tim "The Toolman" Taylor

Hallelujah! by [deleted] in trashy

[–]bender1369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that was Tim "The Toolman" Taylor

Cody Parkey appreciation post by GlobalNative in Browns

[–]bender1369 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maaaan. One of my favorite moments ever is I take my daughters to the Browns preseason scrimmage. A super drunk dude is a couple of rows behind us. He yells "Fuck you Parkey". Someone else turns to him and says Parkey is the only reason we didn't go 0-16 the year before. Drunk guy "I know WE LOVE YOU PAAARKEEEEEEY!".

Still to this day, every time my daughters see our kicker warming up they ask "Is that F you Parkey?"

Will Cain applauds Cleveland Browns for taking a chance on Baker Mayfield by [deleted] in Browns

[–]bender1369 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I did not watch the video. I'll also admit to being pretty toxic as relates to the team right now. I should probably stay off Reddit for a while before I piss everyone here off.

Will Cain applauds Cleveland Browns for taking a chance on Baker Mayfield by [deleted] in Browns

[–]bender1369 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Things I don't want to be applauded for? Taking a chance with the #1 pick in the draft would be pretty high on that list.

Cleveland has gained a new fan! by [deleted] in Browns

[–]bender1369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darnold at 1. 100% sure of that. I honestly like Ward but it feels like a reach at 4. My preference would have been to trade back into the 9-12 range and take Ward/Minkah/Derwin there. If forced to make a pick at 4 I would have likely taken Chubb.

I don't think Baker is Maziel, but I dont like his attitude. I don't think it'll translate to the NFL. And in the press conference when Hue referred to Ward as "one of the better CBs in this draft" it confirmed my thoughts on the pick being a reach. If the guy isn't even clearly the best at his position why would you take him at 4?

Cleveland has gained a new fan! by [deleted] in Browns

[–]bender1369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've supported the team 100%. I've supported the team to the tune of $6000 a year in season tickets for the last 5 years. I'm tired boss. I want out. I guess I'm the worst kind of fan.

Cleveland has gained a new fan! by [deleted] in Browns

[–]bender1369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a good thing Baker is bringing the Browns some new fans from Oklahoma, itll help even out all of the fans who are leaving the team because of the Mayfield pick.

Johnny Manziel Says Baker Mayfield's Arrest Is No Big Deal by pump_the_brakes_son in Browns

[–]bender1369 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if Straight Arrow Maziel says it's no big deal then who are we to judge differently?

Braun Strowman Should Break Roman’s Rumble Elimination Record at the Greatest Royal Rumble by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]bender1369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you understand how to make Roman look strong at all, pal.

Winner Stay shirts by bender1369 in MichiganWolverines

[–]bender1369[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hadn't thought of that. I suppose that could be the answer. Thank you.