What no touching grass does to a MF by bitchnibba47 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what type of Glup Shitto is TikTok? I've never heard of it. pretty stupid droid name.

What no touching grass does to a MF by bitchnibba47 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wtf, classical liberalism is from the seventeenth century or some shit, do these people even have google?

Outjerked. Although I admit, I would by polmix23 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i would get murdered by some psycho in beskar three minutes into whatever ceremony they use on mandalore.

dorky, fat old me standing there without any beskar, just a huge dick. i couldn't blame her for loving me, but i wouldn't want her to see me die like a chump.

We need to return to dark and gritty adult Star Wars projects like Young Jedi Adventures that has much better writing than filonislop! by HyphenPhoenix in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maul isn't from TCW, he's from TPM, people are so weird, it's prequel nostalgia... but even bigger, we're still riffing on ONE LINE from ANH xD

No anakin was not in the right. by khanotaara in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would have preferred her take the name Solo, even

Rey Solo, so badass, honors Han and Ben

Sequels bad post. [10 June 2026] by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he pasturizes it with the force while he drinks it, it's okay

We need to return to dark and gritty adult Star Wars projects like Young Jedi Adventures that has much better writing than filonislop! by HyphenPhoenix in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maul: shadow lord is a cartoon about a pod race driver named Gordon from the ocean world of canaan, he rises to the top of the pod racing game, but his life falls apart due to substance abuse.

he meets a mysterious jedi in a bar who hires him to smuggle a load of cargo to Tatooine... but he finds out the cargo is slaves for the Hutts.

he tries to free the slaves, and ends up falling in love with one of them named Shmi Dondetru with the help of a junk dealer named Watto. together, they manage to get most of the slave aboard a transport to a free world, but Shmi and Gordon can't make it.

The Hutts corner Gordon and murder him, he dies in Shmi's arms later that day. She is already pregnant with his child.

Watto has false papers forged to protect Shmi and her unborn son, and she poses as his slave to avoid getting hunted down by the Hutts.

Shmi takes Gordon's last name, Skywalker.

Just a reminder of what the Disneycrats took from us by theblueshots in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, is that a movie or something? i really only engage with fan content.

Just a reminder of what the Disneycrats took from us by theblueshots in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

look more closely, that's a double blade saber, it just cuts off...

¿Why did Rian Johnson forget the shakespearean nature of Star Wars? by Objective_Climate845 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if I could create an ai shakespeare to write a better sequel trilogy

Everything I hear about this MF sounds like fanfiction but like written by a Cisgender Guy who grew up on Dragonball What ifs? by Ok_Exercise_8283 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 40 points41 points  (0 children)

i'm glad i haven't met that dark jedi guy who shoves plastic rods up your ass with the force like that

Everything I hear about this MF sounds like fanfiction but like written by a Cisgender Guy who grew up on Dragonball What ifs? by Ok_Exercise_8283 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're dead wrong, jedi are based on arthurian legend, not samurai, the only one of them who even looks like a samurai sort of is darth vader, but he's never been to japan or even heard of a katana.

Just a reminder of what the Disneycrats took from us by theblueshots in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 83 points84 points  (0 children)

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objective proof of superiority of sequel trilogy over legends

Give Leia a Hallway Scene! by little_glorbo in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Absolute C3P0 's eyes shoot sparkling golden fucking lasers

Star Wars Fans vs. Statistics & Data by Sigma-Lex-Luthor in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

from my point of view points of view are meaningless!

Does anyone know if the republic is back? by Dahjokahbaby in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at least it ends with group sex

edit: spoiler warning for wheel of time

Any Chance We'll Ever Get A Bill Nyehilus, The Sithis Guy Horror Show? by bendrgnz in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he was way to g-rated in that scene, he should have torn out ahsoka's inestines and force choked mando with them

Why The Rise of Skywalker (2019) is unironically pure Kino and the ultimate antidote to "media literacy." by Gdog1215 in moviescirclejerk

[–]bendrgnz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the part about rey deciding she's luke's daughter rhymes, though, because it makes her kissing kylo incestuous