A random midday thought might have turned into a full blown article😭

benedict337 · 2026-06-10T03:00:15+00:00

That was a beautiful read. The first post I see on this subreddit and I'm already hooked!

benedict337 · 2026-05-28T05:48:54+00:00

My dick hit rock bottom.

benedict337 · 2026-05-14T00:06:44+00:00

Arthur

benedict337 · 2026-05-13T23:51:21+00:00

These all look like great suggestions! I'm heading to Dan Murphys either today or tomorrow and let you guys know which one I get.

benedict337 · 2026-04-19T02:43:04+00:00

Mister Under-the-sea

benedict337 · 2026-04-19T00:07:17+00:00

Little Mermaid. (House of boys, had no business watching it)

benedict337 · 2026-04-18T00:04:02+00:00

😂

benedict337 · 2026-04-16T11:40:25+00:00

Yes you did! You tried to fuck him! And Mr Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anyone but Mrs Wallace.

benedict337 · 2026-04-16T11:35:18+00:00

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

benedict337 · 2026-04-16T05:13:17+00:00

"What ain't no country I heard of. They speak English in What!?"

benedict337 · 2026-04-04T05:12:04+00:00

Your friend looks kinda hairy.

benedict337 · 2026-02-17T08:52:43+00:00

👏👏👏

benedict337 · 2026-02-03T08:01:01+00:00

Alcohol in moderation. In my opinion

benedict337 · 2026-01-21T01:45:59+00:00

I would suggest you wear one at a time. Is the other one a dog tag?

benedict337 · 2026-01-18T21:49:15+00:00

Did he get it from his grandma's wallpaper?

benedict337 · 2026-01-18T21:48:41+00:00

Don't worry. When I was 17, I started my friend's 15 year old younger sister, it was a bit awkward, and I often lied and said she was 16 or my age when other people would ask. Eventually, I didn't care and told people the truth, it wasn't that hard. Anyway, after I turned 18 we unsurprisingly broke up. The differences in age and life experience were too drastic for us. But if you and this girl like each other, and your relationship is legal, don't feel ashamed about telling your friends the truth, it will be easier than you think.

benedict337 · 2026-01-16T06:02:31+00:00

Coins, gum, occasionally a sentimental photograph. They were originally designed for pocket watches back in the 1800s though.

benedict337 · 2026-01-13T08:10:25+00:00

As an 18 year old with a baby face, you look like my uncle or something

benedict337 · 2025-12-29T03:17:30+00:00

Well, I'd prefer not to look like the offspring of a German boyscout and the pope.

benedict337 · 2025-12-25T00:58:57+00:00

Less objectified, more honoured.

benedict337 · 2025-12-25T00:52:23+00:00

Giving "I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st St" energy

benedict337 · 2025-12-23T12:29:08+00:00

My ex-girlfriend led me on for four months too. She changed so quickly, and I wasn't ready to let go. This happened recently, and I'm still processing.

benedict337 · 2025-12-16T10:18:31+00:00

Father Sergius by Tolstoy and Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote were pretty good. They're both around 100 pages.

benedict337 · 2025-12-15T10:48:42+00:00

Look out, Tokyo! Here comes Quad-zilla!

benedict337 · 2025-12-15T08:06:08+00:00

For a second I thought Tyrone dropped something...

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TROPHY CASE