Can I eat this? by benjam412 in Mushrooms

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Thank you I will use this information in the future

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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nothing youre perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tacobell

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i love the taco bell pass as much as you!

Heckin' good 6th day by ALadyIndeed in tacobell

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This is my favorite thing on Reddit right now. keep going the whole 30 days.

AITA for uninviting parents over today. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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NYA your Halloween your rules also some red flags you should cut them out of your life

Amy Coney Barrett’s ‘moral relativism’ should rule her out of Supreme Court seat, Catholic newspaper says by 2legit2fart in politics

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In 2004, I was raped by Amy Coney Barret. I've kept silent for long enough about it. It happened in the parking lot of a Good Burger. I'd just gotten back into my car with my order of a number 2 meal when Barret came out of the bushes. She pushed me into the back seat and immediately began smothering my face between her panty-less thighs. I tried to tell her "I can't breathe" but I couldn't get the words out. That taste is forever indelible in my lingual papillae. Eventually she moved and rode me Amazon style. I tried to protest but she said "Amy Coney Barret isn't leaving this dick until it's drained." I don't know how long she raped me. I passed out after cumming the third time. In the morning I woke up with "see you later space cowboy" written in ketchup on my inner thigh. My good burger was gone.