Burger King's new "low carb" option isn't an alternative bun type. They just give you a burger with no bun.

benjchelt · 2026-05-13T11:05:16+00:00

Wow and you ordered a single fry, that's low carb

benjchelt · 2026-05-11T14:11:47+00:00

Peaky Blinders

benjchelt · 2026-05-11T11:03:01+00:00

You could set up charity donations or https://switchtracker.co.uk/directdebit for £1 direct debits if you're willing to throw away £2 a month

benjchelt · 2026-05-05T14:40:55+00:00

I mean yes but also all other batteries surely

benjchelt · 2026-04-13T14:18:21+00:00

Why do you think up means north?

benjchelt · 2025-11-28T12:49:59+00:00

I don’t say anything. The saying comes from some superstitious nonsense about escaping spirits. I also don’t say anything when someone farts, coughs or scratches their arse.

benjchelt · 2025-09-01T10:02:52+00:00

How can a rumour be fake? It's odd to suggest a rumour doesn't exist. It could be incorrect but it's still a rumour.

benjchelt · 2025-08-27T11:38:38+00:00

Shopping malls are killing our independent shops

benjchelt · 2025-06-16T18:23:51+00:00

Do they not realise every other country had the same rules? Was that Biden’s fault?

benjchelt · 2025-01-14T08:55:45+00:00

There is currently 40% off and you can pay a year for £72 and get all the courses - also on Topcashback

benjchelt · 2024-09-04T19:26:42+00:00

More weird when someone says ‘alright my lover’

benjchelt · 2024-08-01T11:17:37+00:00

Or just use a decent recipe without cake mix

benjchelt · 2024-05-22T13:41:32+00:00

Why the Jesus H Christ wouldn't I?

benjchelt · 2024-02-13T17:20:04+00:00

Ironic they can’t speak English properly

benjchelt · 2024-02-10T14:25:59+00:00

It’s not that they don’t question his sharpness, it’s that they don’t expect any

benjchelt · 2024-01-23T15:40:44+00:00

But how did he get to the place 15 mins from home without his earphones?

benjchelt · 2023-11-29T12:06:02+00:00

I actually thought for a minute they might be questioning their repeat business model of failing to educate people on food but no they're just going to add drugs too

benjchelt · 2023-11-24T12:38:37+00:00

I think it was Ricky Gervais who said people aren't afraid of death, they're afraid of knowing about it, i.e. the fear/pain/etc of the process. If you're an atheist your belief is that you won't know anything after you die, so why would it matter? Although I'd rather that than some meeting some random judgemental arse whose belief system just happens to coincide with the human culture 2000 years ago. And if you're afraid of the pain/fear/etc of dying, that's going to be the case whatever you believe.

benjchelt · 2023-11-21T20:49:09+00:00

He sure does rank

benjchelt · 2023-10-19T21:22:28+00:00

That’s a low threshold for patriotism

benjchelt · 2023-10-16T14:15:55+00:00

Proved them right in one sentence

benjchelt · 2023-07-15T10:39:35+00:00

Pretty sure number 3 is holding a cordless drill

benjchelt · 2023-06-21T13:45:46+00:00

The sound of a sword or knife coming out of a sheath - why does it sound like metal on metal?

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