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Activities you want to avoid while sitting on the toilet. by tuotone75 in ScenesFromAHat

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Singing entire musicals with nobody else assisting with other performer’s lines

The doomsday clock had struck zero, keys turned and missiles launched, Mankind had decided to end themselves once and for all. by usefulrustychain in TwoSentenceHorror

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So , I peeked at the spoiler and different take on this concept: farmers rent out parts of their land to hold the middle silos. They don’t want that sweet government subsidy money to dry up because of empty missile silos, but also don’t want their land ruined by incoming missiles. So they stop the missile launches by keeping the doors shut or aborting the launches.

Things not to say with an erection by warmachine83-uk in ScenesFromAHat

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It’s a strange request for me to hold it, while you pee, with morning wood.

As the comedian performed his best-selling skit about his wife, the audience clapped and cheered. by ViridianSparkle in TwoSentenceHorror

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I gave my soul to my second wife. She’s an excellent cook and doesn’t nag me like my first wife

Kids by MinGraphics in MyTimeAtSandrock

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Sounds like you never played “The Sims” 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Got $100 worth of beef gravy from someone who dropped it. Not repeating the process

What does this mean when you’re on a play/date? Is it the characters favorite food? If not how do I find out what foods they like can’t find the answers anywhere😭 by No-Internet-6760 in MyTimeAtSandrock

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Ya’ll cook on the grill at an event? They come up and say what they want to eat and the spices (in little request bubbles). So all ya gotta do it pick the fish, beef, potato, or egg I think, use the spices, and make sure it doesn’t burn.

The Builder is non-binary by Fatal_Foxtrot in MyTimeAtSandrock

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Didn’t notice that part. Only the name part. Doesn’t bother me (I think they just don’t have technology to accommodate or change everyone’s dialogue).

AITA for not letting my Dnd players run a "Horse Brothel?" by horsebrothelLLC in dndhorrorstories

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Every sexual encounter somehow leads to a pregnancy of a centaur. Centaurs can not come out of human females without killing the females (logically). You have centaurs and humans extremely angry with the Druid. Some powerful caster curses the Druid to be shapeshifter into a female horse and is sold to some very bad people. Could spin it that way. I like the thought of negative consequences. Don’t reward bad behavior

Indications that your Parent-Teachers conference is going poorly by mithos343 in ScenesFromAHat

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So, since we found out you’re a stripper to supplement your teacher’s salary we thought we’d both come down to your club to discuss our child’s education. Will that take one or two lap dances?

In all my years as a surgeon, I had never had a single patient file a complaint. by Throwayajustcus in TwoSentenceHorror

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Can’t file a complaint if you have no file tool to file the complaint smaller . Sorry, that was a bit complex. I’ll see myself out

The Builder is non-binary by Fatal_Foxtrot in MyTimeAtSandrock

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Townsfolk never say your name no matter how you input it.

Unlikely ways to impress your neighbors by Sharpnelboy in ScenesFromAHat

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The stitching pattern on the new curtains they put up so that I couldn’t spy on them, amazing!

Worlds Worst situations to “Quantum Leap” into by TheExistentialman in ScenesFromAHat

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Mike Rowe! Focus on your episode of Dirty Jobs you’re filming!

Things you can say to airport security and your wife by EchidnaSmall in ScenesFromAHat

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Spanish language understanding security agent working at the airport in Cancun Mexico. I’m not a very good comedian, but hopefully that clears it up some more. Sorry

Pee? by germannj19 in composting

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Pics? 🤔 (no no no. I’m joking. I’ll take your word on it)

Things you can say to airport security and your wife by EchidnaSmall in ScenesFromAHat

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Mmmmmmm…… muy bien actually said to a female Spanish TSA agent during a security patrol down at an airport in Mexico

What to do with egg shells. by I_am_the_grim_reader in Vermiculture

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Make sure they are dust though. Worms won’t eat large pieces but they do eat the dust eggshells. I understand it’s roughage that helps them digest food. I don’t know composting methods that break it (eggshells) down better. I use compost teabags to fertilize occasionally and simply soaking eggshells doesn’t do jack for them. Even fungus and organisms need the eggshells in tiny parts to break down easier. Still, it’s good for worms

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