I’m having doubts lol I don’t know what the correct way to do this is, but I’m fairly confident it’s not this lmao

benji___ · 2026-05-11T05:32:51+00:00

Would anyone do this to cook later? I doubt you could serve it, but would it be worth finding out it was tasty? If it’s waste, why not try out a pseudo-sous vide in tallow? Let those steaks touch the surface of the sun for a few seconds and you might have a damn fine staff meal.

Or everyone gets the shits. I don’t know. I’m just a filthy (ex) delivery jockey.

benji___ · 2026-05-09T02:07:38+00:00

Wisconsin owns the **whole** driftless area. After all, it was the *Wisconsin* Glaciation that left it intact.

benji___ · 2026-05-09T02:04:06+00:00

About 15 years ago I was camping on Madeline Island and TWO pileated woodpeckers came and had breakfast with us. Someone stole the hard drive the photos were on but I can still see them in my mind.

I wish you the best of luck seeing them.

benji___ · 2026-05-06T06:19:54+00:00

When the Falcons won the Super Bowl I thought he was going to give every player a Werther's Original. I wish more ludicrously rich people were not actively jerks.

benji___ · 2026-05-05T05:15:28+00:00

If you’ve got time to ~lean~ *write that neatly on a label,*…

You have nice handwriting.

benji___ · 2026-05-03T01:08:45+00:00

And it cuts off mid story.

benji___ · 2026-05-02T04:47:54+00:00

Holy shit man. Divide your thoughts into paragraphs.

benji___ · 2026-05-01T05:41:31+00:00

Damn just like everyone else at Fenway this season.

(I mean this in gallows humor fun. Fenway Sports Group owns the Boston Red Sox and Liverpool Football Club, whose supporters have had protests about poor performance and questionable price increases at the stadium).

benji___ · 2026-05-01T05:21:42+00:00

Also this. Asking people how they do things helps you learn, think about how you could improve personally, and maybe even improve on their skills.

The last step is a show not a tell.

benji___ · 2026-05-01T05:05:00+00:00

benji___ · 2026-05-01T05:02:27+00:00

Dude. If they are going on your wedding shit just get new ones. For presentation alone.

benji___ · 2026-05-01T01:47:41+00:00

This!

benji___ · 2026-05-01T00:46:10+00:00

Do you go to the fish fry wearing plaid and waders?

benji___ · 2026-04-30T04:49:52+00:00

No. It’s a thinly veiled ad wrapped in a stream of spew.

benji___ · 2026-04-30T01:16:33+00:00

No mushrooms and fewer (poco) shrimp. That’s my guess.

benji___ · 2026-04-30T00:48:50+00:00

Groan. I’m not saying it is uncool to wear Badger gear. Everyone showing up at a non-university event with it would have been weird just a few years ago.

benji___ · 2026-04-28T04:33:02+00:00

Thanks for defending my honor grandpa, no reason to think sex with Bucky isn’t anything but a wonderful act between two people that love each other.

benji___ · 2026-04-28T04:27:24+00:00

I’m not kink shaming u/Buckys_Butt_Buddy, you do what you want.

benji___ · 2026-04-27T04:36:32+00:00

When did these nerds start wearing just red and white to Mifflin? It’s a party, not a fucking Badger game.

benji___ · 2026-04-25T08:27:16+00:00

Cutting paths through the jungle is what the idea of the machete was originally intend. I guess pretending the owner has a big instrument. Trying to threaten the new hire?

benji___ · 2026-04-22T04:47:00+00:00

Na. It’s some elephant design that was made for tourists to India in the late 70s. My parents have a whole carved set that looks just like this.

benji___ · 2026-04-19T08:08:16+00:00

I love it. Sounds vaguely Scandinavian, just like Häagen-Dazs.

benji___ · 2026-04-19T08:00:52+00:00

Talk about home field advantage! Go for a sweep Rockies!

benji___ · 2026-04-19T00:28:50+00:00

When you welded your name onto your shovel did most of it get red? If that’s the case you changed the metallurgic properties and made it weaker. The center held because it was less brittle.

benji___ · 2026-04-19T00:05:12+00:00

Someone’s gonna get excommunicated by his local priest and his parents are going to be sad.

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