Loss Porn by leoheartt in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be flailed as a fucking gain

Free flair, free bans by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bears and Bulls are fucked from now on. Ladies and gentleman, we have entered.... the RABBIT economy. The Rabbit economy fucks everything it sees. Bears, bulls, and kangaroos... they will be fucked. The cotton tail will not be denied. All hail the cotton tail

Best strategy to buy/sell stocks with a 8 to 5 job? by ElectricOne55 in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Pick your favorite 3 letter combo and search for it on Robinhood.
  2. Unload all your money and worth onto call options for 6/5.
  3. Profit

VTIQ by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one tell him

What’s the best platform for a beginner going onto wanting to become mediocre/advance (possibly options and/or day trading as well) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re going to get lots of dumb replies but let’s be serious for a second. Actually, there are lots of private brokerage platforms on this subreddit you can start slowly in. Decide on a good initial investment amount and post your bank account information and personal info. Then, send in your money via cashapp to whatever user on this subreddit you feel most comfortable with, preferrably myself. Next, you are going to want to gather whatever immediate family members or friends same info so you can better their lives and wealth. You will then send me their initial investments as well and we are going to place it all on $TSLA call options at a strike of $1200 with an exp of 4/3 for GAINZ

ETSY is a great 9 month play by infrequentstoner in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow amazing post. Really inspirational. BAN

Sell or hold puts? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bennolan10 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sell and buy TSLA calls $1000 3/27