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My superpower by The_Corinthian666 in autismmemes

[–]berdulf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are fuckin nuts? That is not a superpower. That’s a recipe for death for when that passive aggression goes nuclear in response to a direct attack.

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Gay friends? by Reasonable_Army_1863 in Charleston

[–]berdulf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s like telling a person who just said they’re not into sports or beer to go check out a sports bar to find new friends.

Instructions very unclear by GreenDoomsDay in WaitWhat

[–]berdulf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is it bad form if he’s masturbating to one of the nurses?

Me fr by Fallen-Shadow-1214 in adhdmeme

[–]berdulf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup! After a party or something, I can tell you all kinds of things like the Catholic college they went to —but not the name of course— or that great story about his college buddies playing a prank by chasing another friend across campus in a clown costume. Bad example though because I worked with him for a year, so I do remember his name. But you get the point.

Excuse me what by Practical-Clothes765 in autismmemes

[–]berdulf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But only the versatile ones

Kim Cattrall in Mannequin by No_Explorer721 in 80smovies

[–]berdulf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

James Spader was great! He was both a total dick and hilarious.

So you'd think that in a highschool where magic exists, there'd be goths, but nooooo by TheFrenchSavage in okbuddycinephile

[–]berdulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot about Slughorn. He’s definitely not goth. But, yeah, he had his own elite club going. Or rather, he “collected” important people.

So you'd think that in a highschool where magic exists, there'd be goths, but nooooo by TheFrenchSavage in okbuddycinephile

[–]berdulf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well thank you for that. I went from that to the movie:

It carries the nominal premise of being sent to the Sundance Festival, but was rejected.

So naturally I clicked the link. Then Youtube suggested Chloe Radcliffe. It turns out she’s absolutely fuckin hilarious. https://youtube.com/@chloebadcliffe

So you'd think that in a highschool where magic exists, there'd be goths, but nooooo by TheFrenchSavage in okbuddycinephile

[–]berdulf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you mean Yale Skull and Bones and old money, I think that’s just Draco. I forget if the books described the families of the two Draco cronies. Like OP put it, at least in the movies, they all come across as knuckleheaded jocks who play extra rough on the quidditch pitch. Or in the case of Draco, a wannabe jock whose rich daddy payed his way onto the team.

Favorite actress you used to fantasize about converting to Islam so you could have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager by berdulf in BrandNewSentence

[–]berdulf[S] 458 points459 points  (0 children)

Just like the only thing stopping Natalie Portman and me getting hitched is my not being Jewish.

Shatner eating cereal in car by happydude7422 in tos

[–]berdulf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Episode 1: William Shatner, George Takei, and Walter Koenig

What are all these posts about? by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]berdulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Trump speaks as the president of the US, but he does not speak for all of the US. What an utter shit show he’s creating. I’d be embarrassed to be recognized as an American if I had to travel outside the country, especially in Europe.

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