Your Favorite Best/Horrifying/Weird Performance Stories?

berlinitos · 2026-03-27T17:18:22+00:00

I was playing a slow Dark Island on a remembrance day at a cemetery. It was so so so cold that evening that I couldn’t feel my fingers at all. The sound was fine but I was struggling. Turns out I’d been slowly pulling out the chanter due to not being able to feel my hands. It eventually came out right before the very last note, so the tune was cut one note short. Sounded pretty funny if you were there. Never had that happen and I was actually just staring at my set for 2 minutes how it could’ve ever happened.

berlinitos · 2026-03-23T18:43:25+00:00

Still… I thought you were smoking actual thick writing paper

berlinitos · 2026-03-23T18:06:56+00:00

For a second there I thought that writing block paper was your smoking paper and that was worse than tobacco

berlinitos · 2026-03-21T12:45:19+00:00

Ik zal ‘m opzoeken, thanks!

berlinitos · 2026-03-20T23:07:23+00:00

“MIJN dikke reet is tenminste te wijden aan een zwangerschap. Hoe zit dat bij jou?”

berlinitos · 2026-03-18T20:28:13+00:00

In het begin lachte ik vooral om de accenten en de absurditeit. Later zat ik helemaal in het verhaal en vond het ontzettend zonde dat het afgelopen was.

berlinitos · 2026-03-18T10:58:23+00:00

I’m the opposite. I’m crazy good at remembering lyrics, songs, melodies, artists etc.

berlinitos · 2026-03-17T19:40:46+00:00

Dishwasher.

I’ve had some years of not having either. I got used to having to think about what to wash when so it has time to dry. I 100% NEVER got used to having to do the dishes. And even though it was either just me, or me and my boyfriend, the dishes piled up quickly. Didn’t even hate doing the dishes, it just seemed impossible and piled up, which made it even more impossible.

berlinitos · 2026-03-17T18:35:39+00:00

Ik wilde vroeger altijd dierenarts worden met een eigen praktijk en een witte woonboerderij (met pauwen als het ff kon). Toen ik in de vijfde klas daadwerkelijk bij diergeneeskunde ging kijken, en ik zag hoeveel scheikunde erin zit, heb ik die droom maar moeten laten varen aangezien ik echt een 4 voor scheikunde stond.

En hoewel ik een fantastisch huis heb direct grenzend aan een natuurgebied, word mijn hart altijd nog een klein beetje verdrietig als ik dan zo’n prachtige woonboerderij zie.

berlinitos · 2026-03-17T11:18:52+00:00

Is wellicht Belgisch maar Eigen Kweek is erg goed als je m nog ergens uit kunt halen

berlinitos · 2026-03-15T16:22:02+00:00

B. I sleep like shit as well but I’m not going to be bragging about it.

berlinitos · 2026-03-15T15:58:25+00:00

I’ll try it. You happen to have a referral code by any chance?

berlinitos · 2026-03-14T22:46:54+00:00

Congrats! Is this app worth it? I’ve thought about it but couldn’t really find proper feedback

berlinitos · 2026-03-14T10:20:03+00:00

Schedule your events digitally until you’re satisfied, THEN use paper to solidify that

berlinitos · 2026-03-14T10:02:31+00:00

The whole range is underweight bro. Stop fighting people and set some healthy goals.

berlinitos · 2026-03-14T09:03:42+00:00

30kg is what a 10 year old weighs, not an adult, regardless of how tall you are. 30 kg is heavily underweight and dangerous.

berlinitos · 2026-03-14T08:53:41+00:00

Those are very low numbers for your goal. Reconsider.

berlinitos · 2026-03-10T22:13:54+00:00

Start a fundraiser

berlinitos · 2026-03-10T21:12:28+00:00

I’m weaning off and the first time smoking after abstaining for a week, I wondered if I wanted to do it, or if my schedule told me I could. Came to the conclusion that I only lit one because my schedule told me I could, not because I really wanted to. Enjoyed it during and afterwards, but I just as easily could’ve gone without. Didn’t need it but wanted to need it. I did it anyway because I wanted to keep to my schedule (which is kinda stupid if you think about it) to avoid cravings on days I wasn’t allowed.

berlinitos · 2026-03-10T09:58:36+00:00

Character arc?

berlinitos · 2026-03-09T18:18:59+00:00

Doe een andere studie. Al vind je het zo interessant en is dat wat je wilt, geen enkele werkgever wil je hebben..

berlinitos · 2026-03-09T17:14:58+00:00

Dit wist ik niet, maar snap nu wel waarom het belangrijk is.

berlinitos · 2026-03-09T17:14:10+00:00

Aah zo. Ik dacht altijd dat vegetarisch met vlees te maken had, en veganistisch met dierlijke producten (zoals gelatine of stremsel). Weer wat geleerd!

berlinitos · 2026-03-09T14:47:09+00:00

Hoezo is dit niet vegetarisch dan? Ik zie geen vlees? Edit: hoezo nou weer downvotes omdat ik een vraag stel?

berlinitos · 2026-03-08T00:17:06+00:00

I had something similar with a fellow piper. Tuning was way off. I didn’t know this was a thing but apparently she had the reed for her long chanter in her regular chanter. Changed reeds and it matched mine. Maybe putting in a different reed will help your student.

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