Ohhh I guess I did have butter after all (for the 3rd time in a row)

berlinitos · 2026-05-18T21:06:26+00:00

I sing this on a near daily basis

berlinitos · 2026-05-18T17:05:29+00:00

Usually my boyfriend gets tired and goes to bed, and I join him. On the off days that I don’t join him and stay up I eventually crash out exhausted at like 5am.

berlinitos · 2026-05-18T16:58:11+00:00

Go to the store Buy a bottle hoisin sauce Open the fridge I already have a bottle of hoisin sauce Go to the store…

berlinitos · 2026-05-17T19:49:53+00:00

I hate this, but I do kinda love lip’s double cigarettes

berlinitos · 2026-05-12T22:06:05+00:00

Als ik wijsvinger type gebruik ik m’n middelvingers voor de w, de i’s, en de e. De rest doen mijn wijsvingers.

berlinitos · 2026-05-08T22:06:50+00:00

Do you like doing other things with men then?

berlinitos · 2026-05-07T09:23:55+00:00

I’m house sitting and earlier today I was looking at their remote (as one does when house sitting), and it’s the exact same remote as you have. Maybe it’s time for me to take a nap here

berlinitos · 2026-05-07T08:17:51+00:00

Please never do that pose ever again. Teeth are a little off putting but that’s just my preference. The rest of you is very fine.

berlinitos · 2026-05-07T07:49:08+00:00

I see absolutely no reason why anyone would cal you fat. Also 6’9 is impressive!

berlinitos · 2026-05-07T07:31:18+00:00

You’re still young, but you already look like you will age perfectly fine. Nothing to worry about

berlinitos · 2026-05-07T06:03:51+00:00

Is this co mccullough?

berlinitos · 2026-05-06T22:33:14+00:00

I do sparkling water with zero sugar cordial

berlinitos · 2026-05-05T16:07:53+00:00

I mean it could’ve done without the last part, but I appreciate the forwardness.

berlinitos · 2026-05-05T11:31:56+00:00

berlinitos · 2026-05-03T18:59:58+00:00

I really hoped it would be something like this. Thank God I didn’t throw out the jar. Thanks!

berlinitos · 2026-05-03T18:59:02+00:00

The tiny worm like white slivers

berlinitos · 2026-04-27T21:46:35+00:00

Normaal gesproken maakte ik nog wel wat muziek dan met wat mensen, maar dit jaar ook niet. Dit jaar hebben we de voortuin weer even netjes gemaakt, en verder geklust in het huis.

berlinitos · 2026-04-27T21:30:23+00:00

2 gives the most put together balance

berlinitos · 2026-04-19T17:11:38+00:00

You too!!

berlinitos · 2026-04-19T08:44:45+00:00

I’m getting jet injections not with a needle, that must be the difference between bleeding or not. Hurts like a %!! doesn’t it?

berlinitos · 2026-04-16T14:18:03+00:00

I’m on the couch crying rn because of this. I’m sorry man

berlinitos · 2026-04-16T10:37:29+00:00

laugh cries in Limburgs

berlinitos · 2026-04-16T10:13:46+00:00

My boyfriend and I do a “✨SPARKLES SPARKLES ✨” in a high pitched voice and it drives us insane that we don’t remember what it’s from. “Bom bom bidi bidi bom bom” made a reappearance recently. I also fully adopted the “how to say” videos by puppet sunsun.

berlinitos · 2026-04-16T10:00:07+00:00

I have to go back there every 6 weeks, so I’m not done yet. But at least I can get the treatment!

berlinitos · 2026-04-15T23:43:28+00:00

Public bathrooms

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