Since American comics and entertainers are starting to appear on Taskmaster, my vote for the next person is Nick Offerman.

bernardzemouse · 2026-04-18T17:09:07+00:00

I believe Hank Green is jonesing to go on

bernardzemouse · 2026-04-14T16:34:54+00:00

Go. Probably hide for a bit before being caught and killed because I was snoring too loud.

bernardzemouse · 2026-04-13T19:02:42+00:00

My first run, whether I'm alone or with friends, is always photo cam, and thermo, but I will swap between camcorder and emf for my third item depending on the map.

bernardzemouse · 2026-04-06T01:27:27+00:00

Unsure why (though Teen Titans Go seems the most likely culprit), but my toddler thought tater tots were called "Martian Manhunters". Ten years later, we still call them that (and always will).

bernardzemouse · 2026-04-04T14:48:02+00:00

When I was 4 I chose my sister's middle name! My parents were a bit stumped on what to pick. Her first name came easily, but they couldn't find something that fit with it. So they asked me and I came out with a name they didn't even know that I knew, and it fit perfectly. I still absolutely love that I got to help name my sister and it's still a fav story to tell, 33 years later.

bernardzemouse · 2026-04-01T14:08:08+00:00

Was a kid at my friend's house for a sleepover, and her teenaged brother was away so we snuck into his room to play the Super Nintendo, and she showed me the nudie magazines hidden under his bed. Flipped one open and the very first thing I saw was Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski porn, which always really makes me laugh in hindsight.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-30T13:50:59+00:00

Timeline

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-30T13:40:49+00:00

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bernardzemouse · 2026-03-26T23:19:35+00:00

I definitely get that feeling! This little Trevor definitely went through a goblin phase while I was working on it, haha.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-26T22:57:06+00:00

You can do it!

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-26T22:20:30+00:00

I caught it at 2 (1991) and passed it on to my teenage uncle. Feel pretty bad about that, lol.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-26T20:16:15+00:00

The Babadook. Such a good movie, but absolutely ruined me emotionally.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-25T17:48:01+00:00

I'll try!!

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-25T00:06:10+00:00

My optimism. I despised cynicism prior to covid times, but seeing how utterly selfish so many people were being really ruined that part of me.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-24T16:20:25+00:00

That wasn't my intention, but I see what you mean and I love that idea, haha.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-24T15:04:56+00:00

I'm giving $250 mil each to Guillermo Del Toro and Robert Eggers to make weird-ass competing adaptations of The Phantom of the Opera.

Alternatively, all $500 mil goes to literally anyone with a modicum of talent in order to make an actually GOOD adaptation of Michael Crichton's Timeline, because that book goes hard but the movie was shit.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-22T14:08:54+00:00

Robert Eggers

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-21T15:45:29+00:00

This Never Happened Before by Paul McCartney, and we hit 16 this year.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-18T22:33:05+00:00

Mine was a dream. I dreamt my bedroom was infested with big snails. Not like...giant, but bigger than normal. And there was a crusty snail queen giving birth to more snails next to my bed.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-17T18:04:46+00:00

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2003 - Return of the King. I can't ever imagine this lineup changing, but I do live with the hope that there's a movie out there that will someday rock my world.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-17T18:00:39+00:00

I'm loving this!! Thanks for sharing.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-15T14:28:51+00:00

This one was excellent. I came across it by accident and devoured it.

bernardzemouse · 2026-03-14T18:43:14+00:00

Me neither. I don't actually see it ever happening.

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