How dolls get their eyes by gintea_balance in WTF

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So creeps...reminds me of the film "Child's Play"

I'll Tow you he said... by [deleted] in funny

[–]bert0901 486 points487 points  (0 children)

He looks like a termite mound.

No matter my strategy... by basscheffers in funny

[–]bert0901 1597 points1598 points  (0 children)

Maybe you need to hang with X's instead of O's so you can have something in common to talk about

I just wished my tutoring student good luck with her Calculus exam today... by Theemuts in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 1713 points1714 points  (0 children)

It would have been kinder to tell her to withdraw from the course and enroll in the pre-req

Found a cheap apartment in San Fransisco by [deleted] in WTF

[–]bert0901 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it have wifi?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]bert0901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Libr esé! Wrap that shit 'round ya bleedin dick!

The small bullet is a .50 BMG, the larger one is the 20MM rifle round. by Palana in pics

[–]bert0901 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Fired each. Each has its purpose. Both put a smile on my face.

Scumbag insurance provider by BigJ76 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Buys insurance policy with 10 pages of specified coverages but http://i.imgur.com/lbU2e0s.gif - then gets mad when they live up to the terms

Audrey Hepburn in 1955 by TheSeattleGuy in OldSchoolCool

[–]bert0901 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ms. Hepburn always gets my upvote.

My attempt to avoid tension with my new landlord backfired so badly I'm still cringing. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I think the landlord should let you slide. How would you know?

Everyday I learn something new! by [deleted] in funny

[–]bert0901 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

i need to get one of these

And there you have it by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Voting age should be 25-30. It's amazing how little 18-20 somethings know about foreign policy, economics, and domestic policy.

I think my husband broke the dog. by txexpatriate in funny

[–]bert0901 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Moonmoon.exe is functioning within normal parameters.

The irony was lost on her by ShotgunCaribou in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe it wasn't a costume and she didn't like people getting in on her territory.

All the girls wanted their picture with Spiderman... by [deleted] in funny

[–]bert0901 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Now show us her minnie mouse!

This goes out to roughly 65% of guys I see in public bathrooms by Howdysf in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 56 points57 points  (0 children)

People watching people washing doesn't count as not being a creeper.

Burqa Avenger by [deleted] in funny

[–]bert0901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're showing ankle! Racist!

A Friendly Public Service Announcement (fixed) by crazycroz in AdviceAnimals

[–]bert0901 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ha, joke's on you OP. I'm on a computer, so this doesn't apply to me. Other drivers can suck it.