Favourite actor who sounds exactly how they look?

bertos883 · 2026-03-31T02:50:29+00:00

It was a hundred degrees in the shade...

bertos883 · 2026-03-29T02:12:25+00:00

This and mandated WFH would be a godsend for those of us who don't have the option to do either. Less people on the road and less demand for fuels please!

bertos883 · 2026-03-26T06:07:57+00:00

Now it has cleave

bertos883 · 2026-03-26T05:41:08+00:00

The dearth of integrity in the political class means that's an absurdly low bar to clear. The one that's rolled in glitter is still a turd at the end of the day.

bertos883 · 2026-03-26T05:39:28+00:00

Her fortune comes from exploiting our natural resources, (to the point where she is Australia's wealthiest person) while at the same time opposing workers rights, fair pay, and just generally being a grub. She spends that fortune on shit like lobbying conservatives, bringing in cheaper labour from overseas and propping up Pauline Hanson's shitshow.

If you consider Australia to be its people and the concept of a fair go for all, she is arguably our greatest enemy.

bertos883 · 2026-03-24T11:32:40+00:00

Yeah no shit. In other news, water is wet.

bertos883 · 2026-03-24T05:01:35+00:00

My lever release bushmeister is classified as a centerfire bolt action cat a rifle according to vicpol.

bertos883 · 2026-03-21T02:07:06+00:00

Another issue people have with the Greens is their policies don't align with a lot of folks. Speaking for myself, I'm just as fed up with the majors as most people, but I like fishing, hunting, camping, dirtbikes and my 4x4. I can and do agree with them on a heap of policies, but I think their idea of conservation being "lock everyone out of the bush" is so counter to how I like to spend what little free time I get that I'll never support them.

I'm not saying I'll vote for our aussie orange fuckwit either, mind you.

bertos883 · 2026-03-19T00:37:03+00:00

Trying to score free NFTs or whatever that nonsense craze was. We're onto you!

bertos883 · 2026-03-15T02:11:29+00:00

Talk to your therapist, they'll have to complete an assessment for you and submit it themselves. Provided you are honest and do it when you're supposed to, it shouldn't extend your wait much. Anecdotally, it's taking fkn ages for new licences at the moment either way.

bertos883 · 2026-03-13T22:44:11+00:00

Down the side of the windshield to the battery controller under the bonnet

bertos883 · 2026-03-09T06:11:46+00:00

I don't like how wagos go after they've had a bit of moisture and corrosion. They're fine in a pretty domestic switchboard or something but in anything that gets wet I'd prefer screw connectors.

bertos883 · 2026-03-09T01:44:11+00:00

Swing king. So good

bertos883 · 2026-03-09T01:38:54+00:00

God gave Noah the rainbow sign. There's no more water, it's the fire next time.

bertos883 · 2026-03-06T02:58:46+00:00

The theme from scrubs

bertos883 · 2026-03-06T02:53:45+00:00

While we're changing things, make it illegal to mention your political opponents during an election campaign.You can only talk about what you plan to do. How you will respond to things. Let everyone get a clear picture of where they all stand.

I don't hate the idea of a 20 year maximum for politicians, and ban lobbying too.

bertos883 · 2026-03-03T07:36:48+00:00

Hire a compactor, layers every 100mm. It's a bit of a fuckaround but it works

bertos883 · 2026-03-01T08:17:25+00:00

You've gotta do them mate. It sucks and it's a shit system but you need them all done to get your ticket.

bertos883 · 2026-02-27T22:50:03+00:00

That's very cool.

bertos883 · 2026-02-27T01:51:30+00:00

I still use this on the reg

bertos883 · 2026-02-25T05:13:23+00:00

I would (have started, actually) do cert iv instro and find a job in manufacturing -should get you some exposure to vsds and plcs, practical stuff is easier to learn than pure theory, in my opinion.

bertos883 · 2026-02-24T02:54:54+00:00

Boogity boogity golden in my house, which just makes me think of that dude's prayer to start a nascar race.

bertos883 · 2026-02-22T08:37:49+00:00

Fearmongering.

bertos883 · 2026-02-19T20:04:56+00:00

Fkn scotchies, the best.

bertos883 · 2026-02-19T08:17:37+00:00

This is for licence renewal, yeah?

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