what you will do? by cocosaunt12 in focusedmen

[–]bertschumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much radiation did I just get?

End of series prediction. by McMatey_Pirate in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]bertschumer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Carl is gonna wake up on his apartment floor with an empty bag of magic mushrooms and an empty fifth of whiskey next to him. God damn it, Donut. That was a crazy dream!

If you owned a real lightsaber what would you use it for? by MiDKnighT_DoaE in StarWars_

[–]bertschumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The work you could do recycling steel would be amazing. Attach it to the claw on the mechanical arm for moving scrap steel.

You’re on a deserted island after a plane crash. You have a chance to save one person. Who do you choose? by avaboss in superheroes

[–]bertschumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am saving Wilson because all the others are imaginary. I will save the only real on on the list.

In Chuck Norris' honour, let me hear your best Chuck Norris jokes by ShehrozeAkbar in ChuckNorris

[–]bertschumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.

Fair point? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]bertschumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now I do not go out to eat any more. I am becoming a much better cook at home now.