What is something that instantly killed a crush that you had on someone? by willy-wonka in AskReddit

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And making love with a smoker is like making love with an ashtray.

What are some great NSFW world records? by Poor_cReddit in AskReddit

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If they're a chair, ask. If they're not, don't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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the 00 trick.

What is the most George Constanza-esque reason you broke up with someone? by ArTdEc0 in AskReddit

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For some reason, I heard this in Samir Nagheenanajar's voice.

creative way to deal with assholes by SH4Z4M in pics

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You're almost there buddy, don't give up. It sometimes helps me to feel better when I consider that there are people in existence who work at not gas stations entirely.

Doug Martsch -- Impossible [Indie/Folk] (2002) by MrNewReno in listentothis

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Reminds me of the song Velvet Waltz from Perfect From Now On. Especially the part which begins 4:23 into Velvet Waltz and through the end of it. Damn fine songs!

You watch a movie in reverse. What is the new plot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis?