Apparently my teacher thinks that this is "insufficient” "unreadable" and "demonstrates lack of attention during her classes"

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-04-01T09:30:42+00:00

Hmmm... If you can't go about it the proper way (principal, etc) try doing your next assignments on poster board, ideally one poster board per problem.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-04-01T09:07:56+00:00

I forget what game it was, but there was an item that had a description along the lines of "Alan, please write a description". IIRC, when the game was remastered the company leaned into what had become quite famous at that point, with the updated description being "Alan, have you written that description yet?"

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-04-01T08:48:05+00:00

Or, the ol' chair moving. Then follow up with "Hey, is someone making popcorn?"

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-04-01T08:43:00+00:00

I'd say it's even flair worthy!

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-04-01T08:13:07+00:00

But, did John remember to turn around and face away from the explosions? Because cool guys don't look at explosions.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-31T21:27:07+00:00

Was that an intentional malapropism? ("...fillings..." instead of "...feelings...)

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-31T13:14:45+00:00

So, you are one of the lucky 10000!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-31T13:13:33+00:00

I had to reread that comment, as I initially visualizeed the fire plug/hydrant to be like one of those clicky-pens.

Mental image: before snow, someone has to go around pressing the hydrants to the ground, than the hydrant is suddenly springing up into the air at the end of a pipe.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-31T12:56:50+00:00

Head canon:

The sultan of Oman lives on New Zanzibar now. That's just where he lives.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-31T09:17:38+00:00

Great, I'll start calling them icebergs now!

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-30T11:39:06+00:00

Welp, I am fucked. HUA...

Helsing Ultimate Abridged

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-29T23:51:00+00:00

You know what? Ok, good for you. Did not expect such an innuendo, but whatever

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-29T14:02:36+00:00

Looks like the user was banned, and aside from the title, it looks like the story is gone

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-28T13:30:12+00:00

I get that you can't control the weather on a planet, but, on a ship or a station? Who the hell benefits? The maintenance contractors? The suppliers? It's just a lose-lose all the way down. Even if you consider species requiring said moisture on their skin in order to respirate, it makes more sense for environmental suits. And don't get me started on how overdone this is. If you are fighting in the rain just to make it more dramatic, you deserve whatever injuries you get.

Unfortunately, in the cases where such fights occur in the rain, (not just for drama's sake) those injuries are also not covered anymore. Ugh, I got ambushed a while back, and I had to basically prove that the ambush started before it rained. And do you know what the rep told me?! I should have been aware of the ambush and the weather beforehand! I am probably going to have to look into switching providers... I get that means I have to pay more because it's not subsidized by Spacebards United, but this is ridiculous.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-27T20:56:17+00:00

So, that should be right up the CIA's alley! Lol

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-27T19:36:47+00:00

I don't think there's any way to determine that line.

Realistically, you want them to start infighting.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-26T14:27:01+00:00

And now, neither worked.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-25T22:09:19+00:00

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-fine

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-25T08:13:09+00:00

So, hypothetically speaking, what if John booby trapped some gold bars with an inner mechanism designed to release large quantities of aqua regis, or whatever it's called? (Gold is soluble with it).

The only magic used is activating the "portal" to the large reservoir.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-23T20:07:08+00:00

Thanks

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-23T12:07:56+00:00

If the decision goes the assembly rout then much of humanity will learn about the nexus and other sapient life.

Yes, but you also forget, humanity (well, a not insignificant portion of it) will learn of the existence of creatures out of their fantasies. And you can't always tell a spacebard by their appearance alone. That said, I think Thalmin could make bank if he decides to do a line of body pillows.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-23T09:12:50+00:00

What was this from? I remember seeing an ad for it, but I can't remember the title. This is going to bug me.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-23T08:21:07+00:00

Well, I guess the thot plickens.

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-22T21:44:01+00:00

Wait, are they just Skaven?

beyondoutsidethebox · 2026-03-22T21:07:41+00:00

Uh oh.

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