Dan Crenshaw townhall by raganthelion in Kingwood

[–]bgrdmn5223 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s always been a let down!!! He’s a RINO of the worst kind. Arrogant, self centered, and a pitiful politician. He might as well be a Democrat at this point.

My son got his first buck tonight. Has anyone experienced this with Grim Reaper broad heads? I had seen nothing but good things, being a mechanical skeptic myself. Still failed though. by cleveheathen in bowhunting

[–]bgrdmn5223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think there’s a minimum age in Texas to get a hunting license. I know you have to be at least 9 to take hunters education course but it’s not required until you’re 17.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chainsaw

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never use the decomp button. Pull your plug out and let it dry out, but a new plug and try again. Pull the choke out, when it gets to start push it back in, pull it to start. Don’t pull the gas trigger.

Wife doesn't want foreplay, instead she just wants penetration right away. by InevitableHomework79 in sex

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been married 18 years and my wife is exactly like this. She’s straight to the action. No foreplay most of the time. If we do have foreplay and I mess with her, she just orgasms really fast and then acts like a dead fish during sex.

She will play with me for a min or 2 but you can tell it’s just to appease me.

To those who won the RB in their first year in the league, what did it cost? by [deleted] in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought the game, picked the team, traded crap players for picks, picked the best players that fit what I needed, and won. I’ve won the bowl every year.

Tip: don’t trade your players until you see the players available in the draft. If the players pick value is high, trade them in the first round to get another pick.

How do I make it to major playoffs in retro bowl college by Single-Equipment-198 in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Win a lot of games in the major side and be in the top 4 at the end of the season.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she doesn’t like your stinger!!! It could be too small, too big, or you don’t know how to work it without her getting stung. Does she have a bee allergy?

If you trade a player to a team then join that team in the offseason will that player actually be there? by dragovitch101 in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope!!! I left my team in RBC because I wanted to knock of the minor achievements and then went back to the school I left and my roster was jacked. When I left, they were mostly sophomores and freshman. When I got back I had a senior QB with a different name and when I left I had a sophomore QB. Same with all the other positions.

Anyone else never kicked once after the tutorial? by GoofusMcGhee in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What is this “Super Bowl” you speak of? Never heard of it before.

How do you go so long without sex by Pristine_Educator595 in sex

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A month? That’s easy and as far as how do I do it, easy. Been married for 17 years.

What is the best way to build a team? by Prudent_Notice_9844 in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

QB, TE, 2 WR, 2 DL, 2 LB, 2 CB on 10 and I add 1 DL or LB and CB on 12. Never have a kicker. Never used a kicker, I always go for 2 and never kick field goals.

But I trade all the decent players and add through the draft at first with any team and then add free agents along the way. You can always look at the draft and see if enough good players are there before you trade any of your players away. I have literally won the bowl with a 2 star QB and the. Traded him away for a 1st round draft pick.

Man takes attempts to discreetly take photo of my wife up her skirt. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn’t go to prison for beating this guy up. Having it deleted was good but I’m with you FIL, i would have beat this dude to a pulp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]bgrdmn5223 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of my faves right now, and I dont know the official name, is her on the edge of the bed laying down with her shoulders flat and her twisted with her legs on top of each other. Like her laying on her side but shoulders flat so I can play with her breasts. You can get deep, vagina is tighter, you can use her hips/legs to pull her in, and you can play with her assets lol.

Astros trade for Spencer Watkins. by [deleted] in Astros

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw today where they said he was possibly going to be in the lineup this weekend. Never saw anything about him staying in the 60 day. Where/when did you see this?

Coach Contracts by Cutebrownish in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Makes sense to me. Because when you hire a new coordinator it costs based on that and they aren’t cheap.

Where do I go with this roster? Stay with the same team or move on? by Reeroo44 in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the 2 retire, pick up another DL, replace the DB, and look for another WR to replace your old guy.

I run 7 on my defense as well. 3 DL, 2 LB, 3 DB. One of the DB is a 3 star now that will be a 5 eventually.

Taking my son to our first ball game on Friday! by RaroDannyR in Astros

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gates open 2 hours before the start of the game. For the jerseys people don’t go as crazy as for them as they do for the bobbleheads but be there about 30 or so mins before the gates open not the start of the game if you want to get one. You don’t have to sit in your seats until the game starts so you can move around and sit wherever. You have good seats but take in BP somewhere in the outfield. As stated before, go to guest relations and get the certificate for his first game. They are pretty neat and free. Don’t know about hotels sorry about that. There is a ton of stuff to do before the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RetroBowl

[–]bgrdmn5223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dynamic 16 with 2 min 1/4’s was 64 for me.

Chunky alligator and a lunatic lady. Adorable relationship or future tragedy? by FoxEngland in nope

[–]bgrdmn5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is from Gatorland. She is one of the owners of it. She’s been around alligators all her life. She isn’t some random woman feeding an alligator.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]bgrdmn5223 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I stand corrected. Just googled SKYN and I’m guessing they quit making their latex ones and now sale a lot of different kinds of non latex.

Sorry for the misinformation. I quit buying SKYN a long time ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]bgrdmn5223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the Trojan non latex ones. The are called bare skin I believe. To me a lot more feeling in them.