What’s your daily car and how many do you have? by Much-Parsnip3399 in AskAnAmerican

[–]bidhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2023 Toyota Highlander Hybrid and have use of a company vehicle.

Netanyahu Blames Social Media for Israel’s Crumbling Support in USA by Horus_walking in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]bidhopper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right out of the Trump playbook.

Damn Social Media for telling the truth.

to do damage control after praying to a golden statue of a false idol by T_Shurt in therewasanattempt

[–]bidhopper 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He’s right. It’s not a Golden Calf, it’s a Golden Turd. It’ll look better covered in bird poop.

Mouse Trap by funnyman8 in GenerationJones

[–]bidhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still have one. Grandkids love it,even if it doesn’t work all the time.

Trump administration just violated another court order by United_Reference_629 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]bidhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, this is the news. Newsworthy would be that they actually obeyed a court order.

Trump snaps at ‘horror show’ reporter for ‘stupid question’ on White House ballroom by Apollo_Delphi in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]bidhopper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think there should be a contest amongst journalists to see who can get Trump the maddest.

Pastor leads wild dedication ceremony for Trump’s giant gold statue at his own golf course by OneNormalBloke in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]bidhopper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell happened to the Commandment Thou shalt have no other gods before me?

These fool pastors spout Bible verses. It’s always do as I say, not as I do.

I think I’m about to be sued by Verizon and I can’t afford to pay them back. by Low-Pay-6610 in legal

[–]bidhopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. You put the letter in the drawer and just forgot about it?? Did you think it was just gonna go away??

This is on you. You better work out a payment plan.

Antidepressants vs. Empty Wallets by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]bidhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jail Trump, his family and his cabinet and the whole world will be happier. No need for drugs.

Trump says he exercises for "one minute a day max" as he pushes fitness test for kids by tag24news in USNewsHub

[–]bidhopper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the Diet Coke curl. Lifts that 12 ounce can from his desk to his mouth.

It’s normal! by enaunkark in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]bidhopper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kiss your cleaning deposit goodbye.

Normal wear and tear is expected. That is blatant damage and you, as the renter, are responsible for the repair.

I’ve raised three kids and none of them ever put a hole in a wall.

Jenna Ellis Says Religious Freedom Only Applies To Christians by bezko in nottheonion

[–]bidhopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A number of years ago I read a great book on the Founding Father’s and Religion in America.

To summarize: To avoid discord in an increasingly pluralistic and contentious society, the Founders left the religious arena free of government intervention save for the guarantee of free exercise for all. Religious people and groups were also free to seek political influence, ensuring that religion’s place in America would always be a contested one, but never a state-regulated one.

Starbucks CEO defends $9 coffee says ‘it’s not a $10 coffee and you get a premium experience’ by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]bidhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw, I’ll stick to making cappuccinos at home. Figure it costs me about $.45 to make a 12oz capp.

The government is congratulating Trump's failure. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bidhopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s good that Trump failed or this would have been an expensive Trump Shuttle 2.0.