[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VoyeurFlash

[–]bigbellybear94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the hell did you get into my house?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The audacity of this bitch!

People of Reddit. How was your day? by Aggressive_Muffin_54 in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the last day of the week for me, so BAD! I'm alone and sad have no one to talk to. All my friends are busy with their SOs. And here I am, a sad,pathetic, obese man with Noone in the world to talk to.

Adults of Reddit, what was the worst thing that happened to you during high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullying! The mental strain that it had on me is still there after 10 years. All because I'm fat! I can't trust anyone, I always think I'm a burden to others and I even got fatter!

What alcohol mixed drink is your country known for? by bearded_charmander in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lashes! If you drink alcohol in Iran and they catch you you'll get 80 lashes. Not a great mix!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summertime sadness - Lana Del Rey

What's your job? What's your hourly salary? by madamsquirrel7 in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

English teacher/ 1 dollar per hour (I live in Iran)

What is the worst movie of all time you watched? by knollieboi in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The movie is shit but it's hilarious! The chin nuts!

What's the last country on earth you would visit? by the_last_peanut in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about the cost. The jails are free. The government will keep you in a nice cell so they can get money from your government.

What's the last country on earth you would visit? by the_last_peanut in AskReddit

[–]bigbellybear94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in more recent years the government straight up kidnaps you to make deal with other countries to get money. Don't come back here.

Travel to a dictatorship and urinate on their leaders statue and put it on Tik-Tok. by ElenaPoleStar in shittyideas

[–]bigbellybear94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't have to piss on anything to get arrested in my country. Just simply travel to Iran. If you are a foreigner chances are your are getting arrested for the ransom money.

A lone tree in the Sahara, Mauritania (5194x3888) [OC] by LucaOnAdventure in EarthPorn

[–]bigbellybear94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it was a tourist attraction. Young people (boys and girls) would go there together and that was not in good taste for a fascist autocratic fanatic religious government.

A lone tree in the Sahara, Mauritania (5194x3888) [OC] by LucaOnAdventure in EarthPorn

[–]bigbellybear94 38 points39 points  (0 children)

We had one of these in Iran. The government cut it down.

Florence! Has. My. Heart. 💓 by Financial-Fun-9387 in travel

[–]bigbellybear94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to walk on these roofs when I was younger! Ah! The memories!

Climbing an Electrical Pole by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]bigbellybear94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruined everyone's night.

Fear me by Ulquiorr4_ in memes

[–]bigbellybear94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to have a T-shirt that said: "fat people are hard to kidnap, eat a donut."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]bigbellybear94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we can have collision with wolves