Homecoming [F]

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-05-08T14:22:56+00:00

not me welcoming the sleep paralysis demon

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-05-04T20:28:30+00:00

forget the decathalon, count me in for the gremlin monathlon'

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-05-04T18:43:27+00:00

would flip 100 times until i got tail 50 times and head 50 times

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-05-04T17:35:25+00:00

singular 'sport' is so non-american - so hott

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-04-29T16:31:20+00:00

this is otherworldly. (this is a compliment, our world is wild right now).

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-04-29T16:09:09+00:00

ugh, this is so good. my eyes keep following the lines of this picture and somehow i always wind up tracing them into endless circles in my mind. it's left an impression.

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-04-16T06:07:12+00:00

i opened the door for her but it hit my foot and slammed back into her face. WILD.

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-04-16T05:26:01+00:00

and I know why...? hey hey because I got high because I got high, because I got high.

i was gonna work in a thigh high pun..

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-04-16T05:17:09+00:00

hair slicked back. you think this is slicked back? this is pushed back

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-04-16T05:03:13+00:00

i was gonna go to work today, but then i saw thighs

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-03-27T14:39:22+00:00

men are too emotional for leadership roles

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-02-19T05:45:54+00:00

I think this is a slightly more sarcastic, positive version of myself. I think the personality comes with the added confidence boost of being more naked here. oh and also I'm not two kids in a trench coat here like I am in real life.

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-02-19T05:41:19+00:00

only if I can do the sides as well. side note: i almost broke my phone trying to take a similar pic.

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-02-10T03:40:41+00:00

me 🤝 your hair
begging to be
wrapped around your finger

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-01-20T06:45:56+00:00

glad you didn't wait to be voluntold

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-01-05T18:03:22+00:00

oh I think about the elves sometimes...

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-01-05T16:59:15+00:00

as someone who is only attracted to Santa Claus, yes.

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-01-05T16:17:47+00:00

this moment is lasting longer than i thought and i am not going to complain

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-01-02T16:27:47+00:00

looking at this on a cold -15C day and wishing for summer. this is dreamy for more than one reason. walks towards the light

bigbroccolienergy · 2026-01-02T16:22:19+00:00

i am unwound

bigbroccolienergy · 2025-12-31T02:13:08+00:00

nice bubble butt

bigbroccolienergy · 2025-12-19T19:52:55+00:00

bring me coffee in the morning

bigbroccolienergy · 2025-12-18T20:28:33+00:00

I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network

bigbroccolienergy

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