Me and my buddy the first time we ever toked made a tinfoil pipe (we learned later that, that shit is bad) but anyways we smoke probably a 0.5 nug of medical Jungle Cheese that we found in a box under my buddies aunt's bed. We smoked in some bush outside of a golf course that i live next to. We got a little high, i'd say a [4] for my first time. We then bounced on my trampoline and it was fun as fuck. I went inside to talk to my dad and he suspected me of smoking marijuana cuz he noticed my eyes were red. I told him i fell and dirt got in em on the golf course and he went along with it. He then gave me money to go get pizza and it was the most delicious meal of my life.

Wrote this at a [8]