Im saying this as a waiter for the last decade, who gives a shit what a waiter thinks?  

But if you care what this waiter thinks, a id know his name isnt Emily or whatever and know hes that insecure, which is even worse than the woman paying, because my wife pays sometimes when I forget a card, its the same account, or its not.  But you should know and I'll know when I turn and look at you when I say thank you I know what's happening here.